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1983 Audi Quattro review: Retro Road Test

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

I was eight years old when the original Audi Quattro first rolled out of a showroom – a mere slip of a lad, gazing at the world from the back of my father’s 1975 Citroen GS. To me, the Quattro was otherworldly, a vision of the future that somehow sat far beyond the rest of the Audi range.

This four-wheel-drive performance car didn’t come cheap. In 1983, any wannabe Walter Röhrl or Hannu Mikkola was asked to part with more than £17,000 for the privilege of driving Audi’s rally car for the road. For context, that was more than twice the price of the Audi Coupe GT, about £7,000 more than a Saab 99 Turbo and £3,000 more than a Porsche 944 Lux.

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

Yet this trailblazer had it all: turbocharging when it was still a novelty, four-wheel drive when it was still associated purely with military and agricultural vehicles, and a rally pedigree to beat all others.

Fast-forward more than three decades and I finally got my chance to drive one, courtesy of Great Escape Cars in Redditch.

What are its rivals?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

This depends on when you ask the question. Back in the early 1980s, the Quattro’s performance earned it the right to be considered alongside the likes of the Porsche 944 Turbo and Lotus Esprit. Judged as a family car, it was almost without peers.

Today, the ur-Quattro (‘ur is German for ‘original’) is ranked alongside the E30 BMW M3 and Lancia Delta Integrale among performance legends of the decade, as well as the greatest performance cars of all time. In short, the Quattro sits among the automotive elite.

What engine does it use?

Audi’s famous five-cylinder engine made its debut in the Audi 100 of 1976. The 2,144cc unit found in the Quattro was a 200hp version of the turbocharged engine that powered the Audi 200 luxury car.

Audi added an intercooler to provide the additional oomph, delivering a top speed of 137mph and 0-60mph in 7.1 seconds. Quick enough, but the real revelation was the traction and grip offered by the Quattro four-wheel-drive system.

What’s it like to drive?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

I don’t mind admitting I had butterflies in my stomach as I sauntered up to the icon, ignition key in hand. What if it didn’t match the dreams of my youth? What if Old Father Time had rendered this legend of yesteryear obsolete and out of touch? Insert a cliche about meeting your heroes…

Not only that, I’d be driving the icon in Wales – the ideal playground for a car with such a deep-rooted rally pedigree. I needn’t have worried. Twist the key (no start button nonsense here) and the straight-five stirs into life like a dragon waking from its slumber. It’s one of the most evocative soundtracks in the world and it’s central to the Quattro experience.

The idle is erratic, encouraging you to blip the throttle before take-off. Once free of 30mph zones and the many sheep, the Mars Red Quattro begins to show its true colours. The turbo lag is the stuff of legend and it’s there in abundance. Floor the throttle and… wait for it… the Quattro shoots for the horizon at an alarming rate.

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

The steering wheel, refreshingly free of buttons but blessed with a very 1980s ‘turbo’ badge, is surprisingly communicative, while the tall tyre sidewalls give the impression of being perched high above the road. This is no low-slung sports car, but you soon learn how best to approach it.

The key is to hit the brakes before the entry to a corner, maintaining engine speed through the bend, before hitting the gas to power out the other side. It’s an intoxicating experience, with the slightly ‘woolly’ gear change (this car had done 174,000 miles) simply adding to the sense of involvement. The Quattro will run wide if you overdo it, but lift off and it falls back into line.

It’s not perfect. After so many miles, the manual shift is less than precise, while the brakes take a bit of getting used to. But it all adds to a timeless experience. A smoothed-out version of the Quattro would be less memorable.

Reliability and running costs

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

The ur-Quattro won’t be a cheap car to run. Assuming you can live with the fuel economy, which is likely to be around 20-25mpg, there are the small matters of parts availability and cost of servicing to consider. 

If well maintained, these cars are capable of covering mega miles, but keeping one in perfect running order won’t be easy. A cheap Quattro is probably cheap for a reason.

Could I drive it every day?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

On the other hand, this is definitely a car you could live with every day. It’s surprisingly easy to drive, even around town, while the narrow pillars and expanse of glass provide good all-round visibility. There’s also plenty of room in the cabin, although don’t be fooled by the car’s hatchback shape; the boot is surprisingly small.

If you do decide to drive your Audi Quattro every day, we applaud you. Just be prepared for countless admiring glances and the occasional thumbs up from pedestrians. Gene Hunt and the Ashes to Ashes TV series have a lot to answer for.

How much should I pay?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

The simple answer is: as much as you can afford, and then some. Around £3,000 gets you a Quattro in need of a rebuild, while you’ll be forced to part with well over £30,000 for a late and ultra-desirable 20-valve.

That said, you could end up paying much, much more. Cars with provenance and concours-winning potential command fees beyond the £50,000 mark.

What should I look out for?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

In a word: rust. Some of these cars are now 40 years old, so corrosion may have taken hold. If the body has been repaired, make sure the work was completed by a reputable company. Also, beware of resprays that might hide a multitude of sins.

You’ll also notice that the interior isn’t screwed together in quite the same way as modern Audis. This isn’t meant to be a criticism, simply a warning that you might need to replace certain parts. If in doubt, take a specialist with you when viewing the car. 

Should I buy one?

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

Of course you should. This is a true legend of road and track, so you’re unlikely to lose any money if you buy a good one. Given the prices being asked for certain fast Fords and a particular hot Peugeot, we reckon the Quattro is decent value.

After all, this is a car that changed the fortunes of an entire company and revolutionised world rallying. On second thoughts, we think it’s a bit of a bargain.

Pub fact

Audi ur-Quattro RRT

The ur-Quattro was the first 4×4 road car to be sold in Europe since the Jensen FF of the late 1960s. Other 4x4s of the time were all SUVs such as the Range Rover, although the Subaru Leone and AMC Eagle bridged the gap between smooth and rough roads.

The Quattro itself can trace its roots back to a primitive 4×4 system that was used in the Volkswagen Iltis military vehicle.

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Great Motoring Disasters: Alfa Romeo 156

Alfa Romeo 156

Cast your mind back to the 1990s. Just when we thought every new saloon was as tedious as a rush-hour queue, along came the Alfa Romeo 156 and made us all think again.

In industry-speak, a saloon is a three-box car – the bonnet is one box, the passenger compartment another and the boot the third – and there have been legions of dull examples over the decades. Many of them came from Britain, many more from Japan, and a sizeable heap from the USA.

By the mid 1990s, Europe’s preference for the hatchback had long been dominant. The few remaining saloons came from premium manufacturers, their higher quality, often sporting intent and side order of brand sheen making, for instance, a BMW 316i far more appealing than a Ford Sierra Sapphire or Toyota Carina E.

But when the Alfa 156 appeared in 1997, it was impossible not to breathlessly conclude that the three-box saloon had become massively desirable all over again, simply because it was so shapely.

There was the obvious appeal of the famous Alfa Romeo three-piece grille, which had displaced the number plate to one side in an intriguing arrangement not seen in decades. There were the almost voluptuous surfaces of its flanks, the creases floating above its wheels fading to nothing as they blended into the smooth, ground-bound curve of the doors. The Alfa’s tail was quite abruptly cut, its lights a pair of soft-cornered, horizontal parallelograms to create a back end almost as appealing as the front.

Those tail lights were just one example of the 156’s fine detailing, which also included recessed rear door handles. The idea was to create the impression of a two-door car, a trick much copied since.

As for the front handles, they were a retro-look pair of elegant polished aluminium grips that were hard to miss. The 156 sat well on its wheels, too, whether they were plastic-covered steels or Alfa’s lovely telephone dial alloys.

A clean and clever cabin

Alfa Romeo 156

The good news continued inside. The 156’s fulsomely curvaceous dashboard was dominated by the torpedo-like twin binnacles of speedo and rev counter, its centre console topped with a trio of driver-angled minor gauges, a look referencing the dashboards of the GTV and Spider of the 1960s.

The cabin looked well finished and free of quirks, unlike its distant Alfa 75 predecessor with its finger-pinching U-shaped handbrake and electric window switches bizarrely mounted in the roof. Above all, though, the 156 looked tastefully stylish, just like a good Alfa should.

The car it replaced was the Alfa Romeo 155: a sorry Fiat Tipo-derived front-wheel-drive device that was a lot less fun to drive than the preceding rear-driven 75. The 155 improved vastly when the so-called wide-bodied version emerged, this race-inspired model sitting on a broader track with blistered wings.

It did drive a lot better as a result, but by then there were more capable cars around, Alfa’s often spectacular, two-wheeling successes in the British Touring Car Championship did almost nothing to boost sales.

The 156 shared some of the 155’s mechanical innards, including its rorty Twin Spark four-cylinder engines, while the centre section of its floor came from the near-forgotten Fiat Marea saloon, but most of it was new – including the suspension.

This consisted of exotic double wishbones up-front and McPherson struts at the rear, anchored by a trio of rods per side to provide solid location and touch of rear-wheel steering. Fairly sophisticated for the day, then, although the running gear’s most striking feature was steering that needed only 2.2 turns from lock-to-lock, promising a responsive car on the road.

Besides a trio of 1.6-, 1.8- and 2.0-litre Twin Spark engines, there was also a 2.5-litre version of Alfa’s tuneful V6, plus a mightily impressive diesel. The latter was fuelled using a new injector system known as common rail, the cylinders fed via this solenoid-controlled distribution tube, rather than via individual pumps.

The result was more accurate fuelling, which improved economy and considerably reduced a diesel’s rude clatter.

Like it’s on rails

Common rail was already being employed in a more mechanical form in commercial vehicles, and had been used in submarines as early as 1916, but the Alfa was the first car to feature it, and with a clever electronic control unit that heightened its effectiveness. The technology is now commonplace.

The debut of significant new diesel tech in an Alfa might seem a bit like Mo Farah promoting pills for arthritis, but the system had been under development with Alfa’s parent company, Fiat, and introducing it in a premium model to rival BMW and Audi was right on the money.

Right on the money was what Fiat could have been, had it not passed over development of the clever part of the system, the engine’s brain, to supplier Bosch for completion. Alfa got first dibs on the system in the 156, but Mercedes-Benz followed later the same year with the C220 CDI.

It wasn’t long before Bosch has sold the system to a torrent of manufacturers to make fat profits that Fiat badly needed. It was the first strategic error around one of Alfa’s best-planned models in years, although the loss of this revenue wouldn’t be apparent for some time.

Meanwhile, the 156 enjoyed a reception bordering on the rapturous. Alfa Romeo had badly needed to pull something magical out of the bag and, amazingly, it had. Not only did this car look great, but it drove well and appeared to have none of the obvious drawbacks that Alfas so often had.

The 156 won the 1998 European Car of the Year award and over 30 more awards besides. Customers couldn’t wait to get their hands on one.

A successful start

Alfa Romeo 156

Less than two years later, Alfa had already sold 365,000 examples of the 156, enjoying success the marque hadn’t experienced since the 1960s. More versions came, of course, including an elegant (if barely more useful) Sportwagon estate, the rapid but troubled 3.2 V6 GTA and, before these, a pair of automatics.

One was a conventional torque-converter transmission for the V6, the other a robotised manual called Selespeed. Its gears you could select manually via wheel-mounted buttons, or automatically by pressing the ‘City’ switch. Either way, it shifted gears like a man with a peg-leg, and developed problems with a regularity that would have made the Philae lander spacecraft seem a technological impossibility for mankind.

Other problems emerged, too. Misaligned suspension chewed through tyres. The rear suspension’s bushes were eventually crushed to clunking uselessness. Alfa’s once fine reputation for producing tough, long-lasting engines was being trashed by a deluge of troubles more complicated than the 156’s trim options.

Diesel engines flung off their timing belts, causing pistons to hit valves, the Twin Sparks quite often did the same, the variable valve timing system was prone to failure and the 2.0 suffered from oil starvation. The Selespeed was best avoided if you didn’t want to double your trouble and the diesel versions sometimes had brake issues.

Far from every 156 was unreliable, but there were enough to have the eager buyers who had switched to Alfa Romeos from German cars despairing at what they had done. Their doubts were only reinforced – massively – by the often ludicrous delays for spares and patchy dealer service. All of which hit the 156’s residual values as hard as filling its boot with dung.

Decline and fall

Alfa Romeo 156

Huge damage was done to Alfa’s reputation and perversely, the more 156s it sold, the more at-risk it became. Sales began to slow, and while a neat Giorgetto Giugiaro facelift, along with a new 2.0 JTS petrol engine, prolonged the decline, it was obvious that the explosion of enthusiasm shown for the car originally was depressingly misplaced. Proof of this came with launch of the 159 that replaced it.

While not as refreshingly original as the 156, the 159 was a pleasing update of the kind that any of Alfa’s evolution-oriented Teutonic rivals would have pursued. It was better finished, had more advanced engines, vastly improved safety performance and significantly greater body rigidity.

But because it was born out of a troubled development programme with General Motors, it was also too big and too heavy. Those drawbacks certainly slowed sales, but it was Alfa’s poor reliability and the often shabby way it treated its customers that mainly did for the 159.

It lived only six years to the 156’s eight, and scored 240,000 sales to its predecessor’s 650,000. The 156’s sales record is one of Alfa’s best, although its 1960s ancestor, the Giulia saloon, got close with almost 580,000 sales in a much smaller market –and the smaller Alfasud topped it with over a million sales.

The 156 could have permanently revived Alfa, had it been properly engineered and backed with decent service. Now the company’s hopes for sales success rest with the Tonale SUV, hopefully without the bitter aftertaste this time.

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Great Motoring Disasters: Chevrolet Volt

Chevrolet Volt
Chevrolet Volt

The Chevrolet Volt promised a revolution. A revolution of propulsion, of design and for a newly-adventurous General Motors. Sadly, it failed to sell in significant numbers. Yet there is little wrong with the Volt in itself, and a lot that is right. And yes, genuinely revolutionary.

This car, and its slightly more handsome Vauxhall Ampera cousin, are so rare in Britain that it’s worth reminding ourselves what this revolution is. Which is an E-REV, or extended-range electric vehicle. Today, we’d probably call it a plug-in hybrid.

On battery power alone, it’s capable of travelling 30-50 miles, which is more than enough for most commutes. When your volt and amp supply is exhausted, you have an 86hp petrol engine that kicks in to part-replenish the battery and provide the 150hp electric motor with juice. This enables you to travel another 310 miles without plugging into a power supply or pumping petrol into the tank.

The revolutionary part of all this is that you have a zero-emissions electric vehicle with a decent range when the battery’s exhausted, a pretty economical car when the petrol generator is running and a spectacularly economical car when it’s running on electricity alone. And a spectacularly green one, should the electricity used to recharge it come from a renewable source.

Taking on Toyota

Chevrolet Volt

All of which sounds relatively simple conceptually, but it required a gargantuan research and development push (and pile of money) from GM to realise. Its tasks included the development of lithium-ion battery packs for safe use in cars, and evolving safety systems that would enable the Volt to score the full five stars in Euro NCAP crash tests.

Indeed, when GM triggered the serious investment phase in the programme, the project’s bosses freely admitted that they weren’t actually sure that the Volt could be developed for the showroom because the battery technology wasn’t where it needed to be.

Which might make you wonder why GM wanted to make such a large bet on a semi-unknown technology. There are lots of reasons, of course, but a major one was that this often troubled organisation began to get fed-up with the positive PR that Toyota was getting with its Prius hybrid, and how few glowing column inches GM was winning for its (admittedly not-for-sale) fuel cell initiatives, the cost-effective hybrid system it had developed for its big trucks and the fact that its recently acquired Hummer brand was being vilified, despite its trucks being no more thirsty than many rivals.

Plenty of the kicking was justified – a Breaking Bad Pontiac Aztec, anyone? – but not all of it was, and a man getting particularly cheesed off with this situation was one Bob Lutz.

Lutz actually

Car guy, business book author, fighter jet flyer, classic car collector and serially successful auto executive, Lutz made several failed attempts to convince his bosses that GM should build a new electric car to take on Toyota.

That his bosses were reluctant is understandable when you consider their all-too-recent memories of the ill-starred, patchily admired, feature-film-inspiring PR disaster that was the EV1. GM eventually crushed most of these neat and rapid little electric coupes, squeezing the life out of any PR advantage they might have garnered and prompting widespread (and misguided) accusations that General Motors had killed the electric car. It hadn’t, but it could certainly have handled the project better.

So Lutz’s attempts to trigger a new EV project were repeatedly batted away, until the day that Tesla launched its Elise-based Roadster with a lithium-ion battery pack, a 200-mile range and a 0-60mph time of 4.0 seconds. That a Silicon Valley start-up was showing GM the way was enough to get Lutz a grudging go-ahead and the chance, he hoped, to win back some of Toyota’s hybrid advantage.

Danger! High Voltage

Chevrolet Volt

His electric car very rapidly turned into something else when engineering colleague Jon Lauckner persuaded Lutz, with the aid of a pad and a gold-nibbed fountain pen, that what was needed was a range-extending hybrid and not a pure EV. The batteries required to give an EV a decent range (i.e. something a lot more than the 100 miles possible at the time) would have been more expensive than the entire car at that point, argued Lauckner. He saw a range-extender as a way to reduce the size and price of the battery pack to relatively affordable levels.

GM showed a sleek concept called the Volt at the 2007 Detroit show, which won the kind of headlines Lutz was dreaming of, and gave GM the headache of delivering on its promise – something this American giant often failed to do. Four long years and many press briefings later, a Volt emerged that looked nothing like the original, whose shape sliced air about as cleanly as a combine harvester. But it certainly contained the promised technology and, what’s more, it worked.

True, there were some early troubles. GM’s foolish claim that the Volt only ever ran on electric power was eventually uncovered, the petrol generator engine occasionally lending a direct hand when the car was running flat-out to save the battery. A fire from a parked test car didn’t help its case either, but mostly the reviews were positive. Positive enough to win it a heap of awards, including the 2011 World Green Car of the Year.

The cost of going green

Chevrolet Volt

But none of this was enough to overcome the one big problem with this revolution: it was not a revolution of the people. The Volt and Ampera were simply too expensive to silently glide onto people’s radar. Even after generous government subsidies here and in the US, the pair cost getting on for twice the price of a similarly-sized Vauxhall Astra or Chevrolet Cruze.

There was the further drawback of only four seats rather than the usual five, the bulky T-shaped battery pack stealing the back bench’s middle seat. And the Lehman Brothers stole much of the Volt’s PR thunder, the collapse of this bank and the subsequent whirlwind economic depression tipping General Motors into bankruptcy. Suddenly, the angst over Toyota’s perpetual PR advantage was dwarfed by GM’s need for survival.

By the time a leaner, more humble General Motors had emerged, the Volt’s moment in the sun was passing, and the realisation that fuel prices simply weren’t high enough to interest American buyers in amazing fuel consumption were undermining its economic case. The payback period for the extra outlay required to acquire a Volt over an equivalent Cruze has never been definitely calculated (although many have tried) but there’s no question it amounted to eight years or more. And that was too long.

That led to GM selling far too few Volts, with only 65,000 finding buyers in the US. At one point, former GM boss Dan Akerson reckoned on selling 60,000 a year in North America alone. Now plug-in hybrids have become commonplace, seen as a stepping stone to fully electric cars. It seems the Volt and Ampera just arrived too soon.

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1989 Ford Fiesta XR2 review: Retro Road Test

Ford Fiesta XR2

The Fiesta XR2 was Ford’s answer to the Peugeot 205 GTI. Surely that alone is enough to catapult it towards high prices today – particularly as the end of Fiesta production looms next year?

Maybe not. The XR2 never enjoyed the same critical acclaim as the Peugeot, or indeed the Volkswagen Golf GTI. Instead, it was seen as a bit uncouth; a car for people in Reebok Classic trainers and baseball caps.

That said, nostalgia is a powerful thing, and prices have been creeping up steadily. Is now the time to buy one?

How does it drive?

For the Mk2 Fiesta XR2 (the one we’re driving here), Ford slotted in the 1.6-litre CVH engine from the larger Escort XR3.

With a lowly 97hp, today’s Fiesta ST drivers have little to fear. But combine that output with a kerb weight of 893kg and you’ve got plenty of potential for fun. Not rocketship speed, admittedly – 0-62mph takes 10.2 seconds and a top speed is 112mph – but still fun.

Sitting in the Fiesta XR2 on a rainy day, it feels tiny. There’s an upright, very 1980s and rather low-rent dashboard in front of me, then a short, near-horizontal bonnet. I feel that, if the windscreen wasn’t there, I could almost lean forward and touch the car in front of me.

Ford Fiesta XR2

That feeling of vulnerability doesn’t fade when I start driving. Other cars seem huge, and the XR2’s brakes take more than a few minutes to get used to.

Threading it around narrow Sussex lanes, I’m very conscious of how quickly things could go wrong if an oversized modern SUV comes hurtling around the corner.

But vulnerability adds to the feeling of fun, right? It’s the same reason people braver than me enjoy rollercoasters. And once I get into the spirit of the XR2, I begin to thoroughly enjoy it.

Ford Fiesta XR2

Its rorty exhaust note adds to the feeling that the carburettor-fed engine is working hard, and it feels quick at legal speeds. This is a car that’ll take you back to being a 17-year-old.

The brakes (discs at the front, drums at the rear) really are woeful by today’s standards and the Fiesta rolls around in corners. In truth, I can see why the 205 GTI and Renault 5 GT Turbo enjoyed a much better reputation in their day.

The XR2 isn’t a polished hot hatch, then, but it’s brimful of enthusiasm – and offers a very different experience to a modern car.

Tell me about buying one

Ford Fiesta XR2

Not so long ago, a couple of grand would have got you a useable Fiesta XR2. You’ve missed the boat if that’s your budget today, sadly. Even ropey examples can fetch close to £10,000 at auction, and we’d want £15,000 for a good one.

Still, when you compare that to other fast Ford prices – or indeed 205 GTI prices – it seems more acceptable.

Corrosion is the biggest issue for Fords of this era, so have a good poke around before handing over any cash. Check the sills and wheelarches, as dirt and moisture can get trapped behind the plastic bodykit. The bulkhead (below the windscreen) is another rust-trap, as are the front suspension turrets.

As usual, we’d suggest checking the fluid levels under the bonnet and watching out for blue smoke from the exhaust on start-up. A weighty history folder is desirable, too. Most will have been restored at least once by now, so check any work has been done to a high standard.

Other than that, look out for general cosmetic wear and tear. These cars were built to a price, and parts can be hard to find today.

Ford Fiesta XR2: Verdict

Ford Fiesta XR2

French hot hatchback fans will turn up their noses up at the little Fiesta, and with some justification. On a purely objective basis, it falls short. But it’s the 1980s hot hatch I’d spend my money on.

Those pepperpot alloys, the front spotlights, that noisy exhaust note… it all adds up to a slice of nostalgia that seems ever more appealing.

If you’re seriously thinking about buying an XR2, just take your time and choose carefully. A rotten one could lead to heartache.

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Great Motoring Disasters: Lotus Europa S

Great Motoring Disasters: Lotus Europa S

Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)
Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)

When a car company starts using famous names from its past on mildly reheated models, it’s a sure sign that ideas, and money, are in short supply.

The short-lived Aston Martin Virage, catalogued for one year between 2011 and 2012 is one example, this DB9 a pointless shadow of the original, which at least had a mission (keeping Aston alive) despite its many flaws.

Few will remember it, and those that do will wish they hadn’t, but the miserable excuse for a company car that was the Talbot Solara was issued in limited edition form (phew) as both a Minx and a Rapier. The first of these stick-on names (literally) once belonged to a dull but successful series of family cars, the other to a series of lightly sporty coupes.

A Europa union

Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)

Then there is the Lotus Europa. The original was an extraordinary low-roofed and mid-engined coupe that stood out, in a close-to-the-road kind of way, for its flat-deck engine lid and the shapely wall of glassfibre that framed it. That certainly made the Europa hard to reverse, but helped it scythe a low-turbulence passage through the air. A clean shape and low weight were everything for this car, which was a fine example of Lotus founder Colin Chapman’s mission to ‘simplify, then add lightness.’

Unmissable results of this mantra included fixed side windows (your cool supposedly kept by big air-vents and an enthusiastic fan), curse-inducing luggage arrangements and the need to fold yourself like a collapsible bike to get in it. However, the result was a kerb weight of 614kg and handling reckoned to be the closest thing to an open-wheeled race-car that you could drive on the road.

Originally powered by a lightly tuned Renault 16 engine, the Europa eventually gained Lotus’s potent twin-cam motor, which turned it from a brisk car into a quick one. Lotus also cut back the walls surrounding its engine lid, to create what looked like the world’s lowest (and most useless) pick-up truck.

Although never quite the favourite that the 1962 Elan became – it was too extreme, and not available as a convertible – the Europa was nevertheless a landmark Lotus, not least because it was one of the very first mid-engined road cars (only the Lamborghini Miura and Matra Djet got there earlier) and because of its arresting shape.

An expensive Elise

Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)

The 2006 Europa S, on the other hand, was no landmark at all. It looked the mutation of the Elise that it was – and by that time there had been plenty, including the Exige coupe. Also, rather than being an attempt to transfer the sensations of a track car to the road, it was supposed to be a more luxurious grand tourer.

Few were fooled. The Europa S was just as difficult to get in, it wasn’t a whole lot less noisy than an Elise (and that meant rush-hour noisy), you still couldn’t carry much despite its hatchback, and the dashboard was pretty much identical to the cost-controlled Vauxhall VX220’s, whose General Motors 2.0-litre turbo motor it shared.

There were some plus-points, though. The GM motor pumped more torque at lower revs than the Elise’s revvy Toyota engine, so this and the fixed roof usefully lowered the decibel count, even if there was no need for Lexus to panic. Being small and constructed from lightweight materials also meant that it was quick, its 203hp yielding a 5.6-second 0-60mph time. And while the Europa’s Elise roots were hard to miss, there was no denying that it did look different, Lotus having clothed it with entirely new fibreglass mouldings.

The Europa also delivered crisp handling and exquisite steering, just like a good Lotus should. It wasn’t quite as sharp as the lighter Elise, the understeer demon appearing much earlier, but against its softer rivals – the Audi TT, for instance – it was a properly thrilling driver’s car.

Europa SE: a quick fix

Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)

Nonetheless, as a machine to carry you from Aberdeen to Brighton, the Europa S was a masochistic choice, especially as its thin seats felt ever thinner as the miles roared by. There was relief to be had at petrol stations, at least, which you’d need to visit often to replenish the undersized 43.5 litre fuel tank.

It didn’t take Lotus long to realise that the reborn Europa fell short, its bosses enlisting senior engineer Roger Becker to lead a much-needed going over. Becker added a din-dampening NVH pack, recalibrated the chassis to banish the understeer, fitted wider tyres, boosted power output to 225hp and upgraded the brakes to create the Europa SE. There was also an all-leather interior that vastly enhanced the cabin’s allure, plus an improved sound system that meant you had a real chance of properly hearing it.

Becker couldn’t do much about the ludicrously small fuel tank, the Europa’s already heavy thirst deepened by the power boost, while the fatter rubber amplified road noise. So this Lotus still wasn’t especially comfortable, but it was undeniably fun and its cabin at least looked more sumptuous in SE trim.

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Great Motoring Disasters – Lotus Europa (2006)

As always with cars whose development is finished after the launch, the 21st century Europa never got much of a tyre-hold in the market, especially as the budget to promote it was small. All of which confined it to playing a small role in Lotus history and, more importantly, in the company’s showrooms.

Only 458 were sold in four years, vastly less than achieved with the more imaginative original. And it would soon be rendered irrelevant by the new Evora, a car that had actually been designed from the start as a GT. It’s tempting to wonder whether the troubled Evora wouldn’t have been a better car at birth had Lotus’s engineers not been distracted by the Europa S.

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The 20 greatest fast Fords

Ford Sierra RS Cosworth RRT

What price a near-perfect Ford Sierra RS Cosworth 4×4? Between £60,000 and £70,000, reckons Silverstone Auctions, which sold the 13,865-mile example seen here.

Classic fast Fords often reach heady prices, but that’s only a reflection of the cult following these cars command. 

From the Fiesta ST to the GT40, we’ve picked 20 of the Blue Oval’s greatest hits. Do you agree with our choices?

Ford Sierra RS Cosworth

The Sierra RS Cosworth has grown old disgracefully. And we mean that as a compliment. Its huge rear wing helped make it an icon for the Max Power generation.

In fact, the ‘Cossie’ was bred for motorsport, winning the World Touring Car Championship in 1987. Its 207hp 2.0-litre turbocharged four-pot was boosted to 227hp in RS500 versions.

Ford Escort RS1600

After the in-yer-face attitude of the Sierra, the 1970 Escort RS1600 looks pretty understated. But beneath the bonnet you’ll discover a 16-valve Cosworth-tuned engine.

The plain-Jane RS1600 also boasted stiffer sports suspension and a stronger, seam-welded body. It formed the basis for one of the most successful rally cars ever.

Ford Fiesta ST

Fast-forward five decades and the Fiesta ST is proof that sporty Fords haven’t gone soft. This is the 2013 version, with a 182hp 1.6-litre engine good for 0-62mph in 6.9 seconds. That’s less than a second shy of the Sierra RS Cosworth.

Forget straight-line speed, though. It’s the way the Fiesta ST goes around corners that makes it a classic-in-waiting. Few sports cars offer so much fun on a twisty road. 

Ford RS200

Ugly, explosively powerful and intimidating to drive, the RS200 is the automotive equivalent of a pit-bull terrier. Designed to meet Group B rally regulations, only 200 were made.

The RS200 never quite delivered on the rally stage, but a mid-mounted 1.8-litre turbo engine, lightweight fibreglass body and four-wheel drive make it fearsomely fast on the road.

Ford Escort Mexico

Ford wanted to capitalise on the Escort’s hard-fought win in the 1970 London-to-Mexico rally. Thus, the Escort Mexico was born, with wide wheels, sporty graphics and a perky 87hp engine.

Mexico owners across the land replicated rally-style cornering techniques on wet roundabouts. And Ford learned that an affordable performance car could bring in big profits.

Ford Focus RS Mk1

You could argue that imperfections are what give us character. And the original Focus RS isn’t lacking in either. This feisty 215hp hatchback makes you work for its rewards.

On the outside, gaping air intakes, 18-inch wheels and a rear wing shout about this Ford’s, er, fastness. Its interior is even less subtle, with racing-style bucket seats and blue trim.

Ford Focus RS Mk2

In contrast to Volkswagen’s subtle hot Golfs, the Mk2 Focus RS turned it up to 12 with bulging wheelarches, a Cossie-aping wing and optional fluorescent green paint. This is the run-out RS500 – one of 500 made.

Unlike the third-gen Focus RS, the Mk2 channelled all its horsepower (305hp in the standard car, 350hp in the RS500) through the front wheels. Even so, it’s more civilised to drive than the wayward Mk1 – yet still blisteringly fast.

Ford Cortina Lotus

More commonly referred to as the ‘Lotus Cortina’, this sharp-suited three-door saloon was driven to victory in the 1964 British Touring Car Championship by Jim Clark. It won the European title the following year.

British sports car maker Lotus fitted its own 107hp 1.6 twin-cam engine to the Cortina, along with lightweight aluminium body panels. Most were painted white and green, as seen here.

Ford GT40

The Lamborghini Miura is widely considered to be the most beautiful car ever made. But the original Ford GT40 ran it pretty close – especially in iconic blue and orange Gulf livery. 

The GT40 was built with one purpose in mind: defeating Ferrari on the racetrack. This photo is from the 1966 Le Mans 24-hour race, where the Fords finished first, second and third. Job done.

Ford GT

How do you follow one of the best looking cars ever made? With a car that looks very similar, of course. Ford has built two subsequent generations of GT. This is the latest model, which finished first at Le Mans in the LMGTE Pro class – exactly 50 years after Ford’s 1966 triumph.

Just as its ancestor frightened Ferrari on the racetrack, so the Ford GT scares established supercars on the road. With a 656hp twin-turbo V6, it hits 60mph in three seconds and won’t stop until 216mph.

Ford Escort RS Turbo

If you visited a McDonalds car park back in the 1990s, chances are you’ll have seen one of these. Fast and flash, the 134hp Escort RS Turbo ticked every box for budding boy racers.

The original Series One RS Turbo, seen here, was only available in white. Later Series Twos were sold in other colours. Both offer plenty of raucous, old-school charm.

Ford Escort RS 1600i

The 115hp RS 1600i isn’t as quick as the RS Turbo. But what it lacks in power, it makes up for in cool factor. Only 8,569 were made, and few survive, earning this Escort maximum points from Ford fanboys.

Like many of the greatest fast Fords, the RS 1600i was bred from motorsport. It had a close-ratio five-speed gearbox for rapid acceleration. The equivalent XR3i made do with four speeds.

Ford Sierra Sapphire RS Cosworth

The Sierra Sapphire looks subtle by fast Ford standards and doesn’t have the cult status of its three-door cousin. That makes it more affordable to buy used, especially compared to BMW M3s and Mercedes-Benz 190s of the same era.

The Sapphire started life with 207hp in 1988, then got an upgrade to 223hp in 1990. At the same time, a four-wheel-drive version arrived. It set the template for the Subaru Impreza Turbos and Mitsubishi Evos that followed.

Ford Escort RS Cosworth

Nope, nothing low-key about this one. The ultimate Escort resurrected the Boeing-spec rear wing of the original Sierra Cosworth, along with muscular wheelarches and hungry bonnet vents. This car meant business.

Under the bonnet, the Cossie has a 230hp 2.0 turbocharged engine driving all four wheels. Get past the turbo lag and it’s a very quick car. Jeremy Clarkson spent his own money on one.

Ford Capri 2.8i

Most versions of the Capri don’t merit the title ‘fast Ford’, but the 162hp 2.8i is decently quick. Ford’s Special Vehicle Engineering department also tweaked the suspension for better handling.

The Capri 2.8i was launched in 1981 with a four-speed gearbox. A five-speeder arrived soon after. Its top speed of 130mph was impressive for the time. 

Ford Mustang Shelby GT500

The 2020 Mustang Shelby GT500 is the most powerful road-going Ford ever. Its 5.2-litre supercharged V8, produces 760hp and 625 lb ft of torque – more than the GT supercar.

The ultimate Mustang is surprisingly sophisticated, with a seven-speed dual-clutch transmission, 20-inch wheels and bespoke suspension. Sadly, it was never officially imported into the UK

Ford Escort RS2000

Not to be confused with the Mk5 RS2000 of the 1990s, this early Escort is highly prized by Ford fans. A hot hatch without a hatchback, its 2.0-litre engine offers lively performance.

The RS2000 looked the part, too. It boasted lowered suspension and wider wheels, plus optional bonnet stripes. The Mk2 version here could hit 62mph in 8.9 seconds and a top speed of 110mph.

Ford Sportka

A controversial choice now. The 94hp Sportka won’t win any traffic-light grand prix, but it’s nimble and fun to drive. Its secret is suspension shared with the Puma coupe, plus sharp steering and a snappy gearbox. 

Ford got the styling of the Sportka just right, with great details such as a reversing lamp that resembles a centre exhaust. A convertible version, the Streetka, was endorsed by Kylie Minogue.

Ford Focus ST

We now know that Ford won’t make a fourth-generation Focus RS – the project killed by corporate CO2 targets. That leaves the ST atop the current Focus range, but it’s a worthy flagship. Peak power of 280hp at 5,000rpm means 0-62mph in 5.7 seconds.

Driving the Focus ST in 2019, we said: ‘It has to work as a daily driver, a school-run shuttle, a family holdall – and it does all of those with a similar breadth of abilities to the benchmark Golf GTI’.

Ford Racing Puma

We end our smorgasbord of fast Fords with the Racing Puma. Its swollen, wide-arched bodywork was hand-built by Tickford and only 500 were made. The Puma’s 1.7-litre engine was tuned to 157hp.

Although it never actually went racing, the sportiest Puma boasted big brakes and a limited-slip differential. It’ll cost you several times as much as a standard car, but future classic status is assured.

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Audi 80 GT RRT

Arguably the first ‘proper’ Audi after Volkswagen took over the company in 1966, the ‘F103’ was essentially a facelifted DKW F102 with a Daimler-Benz engine. This range included an Audi 80, as the models were named after their power outputs.

However, it was the ‘B1’ 80 of summer 1972 that heralded a truly new technical concept for Audi. While similar to the Audi 100 in that the newly-developed family of four-cylinder engines was allied to a front-wheel-drive chassis, the 80’s ‘negative roll radius’ steering geometry, which allowed it to stop in a straight line in severe braking situations, was revolutionary.

Audi 80 GT RRT

Its computer-designed safety cell and diagonally-split braking system were also both very advanced, as was the car’s lightweight construction. It exuded a level of quality rarely seen in a ‘lower middle’ car class at the time.

The 80 won the European Car of the Year award in 1973, ahead of the Renault 5 and Alfa Romeo Alfetta. When it arrived in September 1973, the sporting GT version was marketed as ‘A new dimension in high-performance motoring’. Its 100hp 1.6-litre engine boasted a power output more akin to that of a typical 2.0-litre unit.

What are its rivals?

Audi 80 GT RRT

In the 1970s, performance-oriented versions of traditional saloon cars were a new trend. With its two-door body, the £2,910 Audi 80 GT was arguably a coupe, but so were its rivals.

The Mk2 Ford Escort RS2000 was introduced in 1974. A regular rally winner – it took victory in the RAC Rally from 1975 until 1979 – it was powered by a 110hp 2.0-litre engine. The ‘E21’ BMW 316 meanwhile, offered a 90hp 1.6-litre engine and was in the thick of sporting saloon action, even though it was actually the entry-level 3 Series.

The seemingly power-deficient 68hp Alfasud Ti was pitched against the 80 GT in contemporary road tests, too, while even the 80-based Volkswagen Passat TS (with 85hp) was seen as a rival.

Which engines does it use?

Audi 80 GT RRT

The Audi 80 B1’s new water-cooled ‘EA 827’ engine family would prove pivotal to the Volkswagen Group and would go on to power the first generation of new-age Volkswagens, most famously the Golf.

Initially, a pair of 1,297cc and 1,471cc four-cylinder engines gave outputs of 60, 75 and 85hp, but a 1,588cc unit later replaced the 1.5. This engine was chosen for the GT and, with a higher 9.5:1 compression ratio and two-stage carburettor with larger chokes, power increased to 100hp at 6,000rpm. A heady – for the 1970s – 97lb ft of torque was available at 4,000rpm, while top speed was 109mph.

In July 1976, the GT gained Bosch K-Jetronic fuel injection and became the GTE, with power rising to 110hp. That same year, the engine was dropped into Volkswagen Golf to create the legendary Mk1 GTI. It’s a practice that would continue; both the late 1970s ‘B2’ Audi 80 Sport and the GTE of 1984 featured the Golf GTI’s 1.8-litre engine.

What’s it like to drive?

Audi 80 GT RRT

Open the door of Audi UK’s heritage 80 GT and the build quality that still serves the marque today is very much in evidence. Settle yourself into the Recaro seat and, while the steering wheel could challenge that of a bus for size, it looks suitably sporty with its leatherette rim and aluminium spokes. It’s a very simple cabin, with a smattering of protruding buttons that look like boiled sweets, plus a row of three auxiliary gauges nestled in the centre console.

On the move, the 1.6-litre engine is crisply free-revving. It’s quite loud, but sounds gorgeously and ‘digitally’ clear, as if it were on a CD played through the speakers. The car accelerates keenly and has no problem keeping up with modern traffic. That’s no doubt helped by its light weight. A modern Audi A4 weighs around 1,500kg, whereas the 80 GT is just 885kg – little more than half as heavy.

Despite that large wheel, the steering is light and precise, and the 80 GT is easy to manoeuvre. The then-new front-wheel-drive chassis makes the car grip well in corners, with surprisingly little body-roll. And even though the 13-inch Golf GTI-style alloy wheels are only wrapped in 175/50 SR13 tyres, the diminutive Audi handles very tidily, darting from roundabout to roundabout near Audi HQ in Milton Keynes.

Watch the Audi 80 television commercial

The front disc and rear drum brake set-up is better than we remember from other Volkswagen Group cars of the same era, but the middle pedal still needs a firm press. The stubby gear lever is connected to a four-speed ‘box, which is precise enough but a little notchy. In 1976, when this car was made, Audi quoted a 0-60mph time of 10 seconds. It still feels as quick, an impression no doubt helped by the relatively fat exhaust pipe popping and banging as it occasionally catches the rear bodywork.

It’s not just the driving experience that makes you smile, though. That crisp, angular 1970s silhouette and pretty styling are elegant enough, but the period colour also helps. On the dull afternoon of our drive, bystanders seemed generally cheered by the Cadiz Orange paintwork of this 80 GT. It cut quite a dash in the Friday afternoon rush-hour.

Reliability and running costs

Volkswagens and Audis of the 1970s were famed for being reliable, and the 80 GT should be no exception. But while reliability was a plus-point, primitive body protection wasn’t. Rust was the major enemy of early water-cooled models from the Volkswagen Group – and indeed most cars of the 1970s – hence why so few have survived.

When new, Audi quoted a fuel economy figure of 32.8mpg for the 80 GT. The GTE, with its fuel-injected engine, was capable of 7mpg more. That’s pretty good for a car with sporting pretensions, but bear in mind that most economy figures four decades ago were measured at a constant 55-60mph, so aren’t especially realistic.

One thing that won’t fall further is the tax. The 80 GT falls into the 40-year road tax exemption category for classic cars. A classic insurance policy would help trim costs further.

Could I drive it every day?

Audi 80 GT RRT

At just 4.2 metres, the first-generation Audi 80 is around the same length as a new Volkswagen Golf. So yes, threading this small saloon through town centres is easy work, as proved by our time navigating Milton Keynes. However, being from the 1970s, the steering has no power assistance. While that’s fine most of the time, on occasion it can feel quite heavy.

Visibility is first-rate, though, the 80’s expansive glasshouse affording a very clear view out. But, purely because of its age, the sharply-styled Audi feels quite fragile. That trailblazing computer-designed safety cell is arguably safer than many other cars from the period, though. And the 1.6-litre engine has plenty of pep.

How much should I pay?

Audi 80 GT RRT

That’s a good question. To be honest, we think you’d be very lucky to find a B1 80 GT, let alone one in good condition. At the time of writing, we could only find a Group H GTE racer for sale at €15,500 from a German dealer. We did also spot an 80 LS, with the 75hp 1.6-litre engine, however. At £4,000, it had seemed to have escaped the early water-cooled VW and Audi ‘scene tax’, but did need some work.

We also stumbled across two early low-mileage LS models from 1973, but as they were pristine and very rare, their £10,000 price tags reflected that. With so few still surviving it’s hard to put a price on a mint-condition 80 B1 GT, but Audi UK’s immaculate heritage car would undoubtedly command well into five figures.

What should I look out for?

Audi 80 GT RRT

Providing you do find the proverbial unicorn that is a B1 Audi 80 GT, rust is the most important thing to look for. Corrosion around all the usual places – door bottoms, wings, wheelarches, sills and inner wings – should be easy to spot. Check the fuel filler neck, too. These are a known weak spot on first-generation water-cooled Volkswagen Group cars, and rust can fall into the fuel tank and fuel system itself. Panels and trim are now becoming scarce, so cars with missing parts could be difficult to restore.

Blue smoke from the engine usually points to worn valve guide seals. As some of the B1 80’s running gear was shared with the Mk1 Volkswagen Passat, it shouldn’t prove impossible to find selected mechanical components, though. As a rough guide, a front wing for an 80 GT was listed at £325 on a well-known auction site, while wing mirrors can be found for as little as £25. Service items, such as air and oil filters, start from £5.

Should I buy one?

Audi 80 GT RRT

Yes! Nicely-balanced proportions make the B1 80 a good-looker, especially with bright paintwork. In our eyes, a proper quality feel, fizzy engine, fun driving experience and the historic significance to the Audi brand only add to its appeal.

It’s true, parts supply could be an issue, but should you throw back that theoretical dust sheet in a barn and find a minter lurking underneath, the B1 80 – and particularly the GT – will place you near the head of the retro-cool table. If it has the matte-black bonnet, 13-inch alloy wheels, Bilstein shock absorbers and ventilated disc brakes that came as part of the optional Sport kit, your top-table status is assured.

Pub fact

Audi 80 GT RRT

The first-generation Audi 80 was sold in the US and Australia as the Audi Fox from 1973. When the GTE appeared on the scene in the autumn of 1976, it also headed Stateside in limited numbers.

However, there was a major name-change: what logically should have been the Audi Fox GTE, became the Audi Fox GTI – perhaps the US audience didn’t understand the German word for ‘injection’ in the original car’s Gran Turismo Einspritzung nomenclature. It therefore previewed the badge that would later become legendary when affixed to the Audi’s Golf (or US-market Rabbit) cousin.

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Great Motoring Disasters: Ford Scorpio

Great Motoring Disasters: Ford Scorpio

Ford Scorpio

Ford knew it had a problem. How it came to have this problem is a little harder to understand.

Nonetheless, in the few remaining months before the 1994 Scorpio’s launch, Ford’s communications machine realised that it must try to adjust the minds of the media – and fast.

What it had to talk up, explain or, at worst, excuse, was the look of the company’s new big car. A few scoop pictures had appeared in the press, and with them some uncomfortably acidic words.

Granny annexed

Ford Scorpio

Before all this, the Ford Granada had been a comfortably familiar machine, the population well used to the bold, almost Citroen-esque car that had arrived in 1985.

This smooth-nosed, curve-windowed hatchback was an arresting contrast to the quietly handsome, square-jawed Granada that had gone before. However, people were better prepared for the shock of the Blue Oval’s new; the jarring arrival of the Sierra three years earlier had thoroughly softened their senses.

The Granada sold well, its spectacular cabin space, comfortable ride and practicality winning sales, as did its standard ABS brakes and a long list of equipment. Those unable to adjust to its hatchback silhouette were eventually offered a saloon or estate.

The birth of the Scorpio

Ford Scorpio

By the mid-1990s, though, the Granada needed renewing. Ford had already performed one minor facelift and should have replaced the car completely, given its age. But the market for executive models from mainstream makers was dying, so it chose a light mechanical upgrade and reskin instead. With this came a rebadging to Scorpio, this name used for the high-end Granadas in Britain and the entire model line-up elsewhere.

The word ‘reskin’, however, doesn’t really describe the transformation effected. The usual battery of words from the designer’s lexicon, such as ‘stance’, ‘dynamic’, ‘looks like it’s moving when it’s standing still’, ‘proportion’ and ‘muscularity’ didn’t really do it either.

Instead, you had to reach for adjectives used for some of the less winsome of Earth’s creatures; the Scorpio resembled something that David Attenborough might reveal from a dank cave in Borneo.

The front end was particularly troubling, your eyes irresistibly drawn to it before your brain fought over whether to focus upon the globular triangles of its headlights, or the reptilian gurn of its grille. With a face like this, the new Scorpio’s oddly fat flanks were easy to pass over until you arrived at a plump rear end that resembled a giant cushion.

Decorating it like an ill-chosen necklace was a gratuitously narrow strip of chrome-capped lights. Apart from the uncertain use of glitter, this was a tail that seemed to have nothing in common with the Scorpio’s nose beyond the doors that joined them.

This, of course, prompted many to mouth that old cliché about the car’s front-end being designed by people who had never been allowed anywhere near its rear.

‘Gargoyle-ugly’

Ford Scorpio

So, the new Scorpio was gargoyle-ugly. And all of a sudden the press was going to be shown the car, months before any test-drives, in an effort to persuade them that black was actually white. The indoctrination was to take place at Ford’s engineering and design centre in Cologne.

New European design boss Fritz Mayhew, who defended the car stoutly, despite having no hand in it, kicked off the proceedings. And he gave the assembled hacks, your reporter included, an interesting and very plausible account of where car design had been heading during the past decade.

This was towards a uniformly bland, identikit look with grille-less noses, flat flanks and rounded corners that made loads of European cars – Fords included, although he didn’t say that – look two-dimensional, rather than three. And he was not wrong.

Prescient Ford?

Ford Scorpio

The antidote to this, Mayhew reckoned, would be the re-emergence of the radiator grille (as per the facelifted Rover 800, which was now outselling the Granada), the dawn of more sculptural lamps and the return of chrome trim.

Mayhew was right about all of this – these trends are still in vogue today – and he was right about the shift towards more curvaceous and less blocky dashboards, too.

Then came a quick-fire sequence of pictures of handsome classic cars, each with distinctive front grilles. Surprisingly, given what the 800 was doing to Granada sales, the first of these was of a Rover P5, followed by an Austin-Healey 3000, Bristol 401, Jaguar XK120, Facel Vega and Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider.

There was much admiration in the room for Ford’s willingness to acknowledge the existence of good design from other carmakers, something that big corporations can rarely bring themselves to do. But admiration was in short supply when the new Scorpio was unveiled, mostly to looks of wonderment. And not of the positive kind.

Still, you couldn’t argue with the design’s content. The new Scorpio was distinctive, rather than Euro-clone in its looks. It had a face, it had chrome and it had a strikingly curvaceous dashboard, though much of this was filled with nasty ‘Timberlex’ wood rather than the aluminium that Ford’s designers had presciently reckoned it should flaunt.

A struggle for sales

Ford Scorpio

Mayhew considered the Scorpio a signpost towards a newly individual design trend for Ford, rather than a breakthrough look – even if this was a worryingly unpromising start.

The Scorpio also proved worryingly unpromising in showrooms, the new car struggling to sell despite a considerable improvement in how it drove. Ford’s designers gave it one more tweak two years before its death in 1998, darkening its headlights (see above) to make it look less bug-eyed.

Yet despite its unsettling aesthetics, the Scorpio previewed a rich era for Ford styling, the company’s adventurous ‘New Edge’ design philosophy producing ground-breakers such as the 1996 Ka and 1998 Focus. The success of these quickly eclipsed the embarrassment of the Scorpio.

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MGB RRT

The MGB – arguably Britain’s most popular classic car ‒ celebrates its 60th birthday in 2022. However, it’s also a victim of its own success. Owners love them, but some enthusiasts turn up their noses when they see yet another MGB turning up at a car show.

This particular ‘B’ is owned by British Motor Heritage (BMH). The firm was originally established in 1975 as a subsidiary of British Leyland, to support owners of classic cars with new parts created using the original tooling.

BMH was acquired by BMW as part of its £800 million Rover Group takeover in 1994, before being sold by the Germans in 2001. Since then it has operated as a private company.

We put the MGB through our famous Retro Road Test to discover whether it’s deserving of the love it gets, or whether it’s overrated.

What are its rivals?

MGB at British Motor Heritage

In its time, the MGB would have been a rival for small sports cars such as the Fiat X1/9 and Triumph Spitfire. The MG is a more appealing proposition in our eyes, but these rivals will certainly be a rarer sight on the roads.

Buyers today might also consider newer classics, such as the original Mazda MX-5. This channels the spirit of a retro British roadster, but with modern reliability.

What engine does it use?

MGB RRT

Apart from the special V8 version, all MGBs used the same 1.8-litre B-Series engine. It produced 95hp at most (power was reduced in some versions) – not a lot by today’s standards.

Although it was considered a heavy car at the time, 95 horses are plenty for a car weighing less than 1,000kg. This British Motor Heritage example isn’t entirely standard either, using fuel injection rather than the original carburettors.

What’s it like to drive?

MGB RRT

This subject divided opinion in the Motoring Research office. If you’re used to modern cars, the answer is ‘not very well’. The brakes are, naturally, hard work – requiring a big shove of the middle pedal to lose speed. You soon get into the habit of using the gears to slow down.

For a car that can trace its roots back to 1962, however, it handles very tidily. The rack-and-pinion steering provides the kind of feedback drivers of modern machines can only dream of. It’s a proper sports car driving experience – you sit low down, and its four-cylinder engine creates a pleasing rasp.

What’s really surprising is how muscular the B-series motor feels. Most of the time, you can leave it in fourth gear, flicking the overdrive on and off using the switch on the gearknob. If you do need to shift, the gear change is a touch on the notchy side, but a short throw means it’s not much of a chore.

Reliability and running costs

MGB RRT

Being such a popular classic car, there’s a huge amount of support for the MGB in both the club scene and specialist companies.

While there’s no reason why an MGB should be unreliable if it’s looked after and serviced regularly, parts are readily available. Also, you’re unlikely to encounter an issue that isn’t covered in depth on internet forums.

Although the 1.8-litre engine isn’t the most powerful, it will be thirsty by modern standards. Don’t expect to see more than 30mpg on a regular basis.

Could I drive it every day?

MGB RRT

Despite this, you’d have to be very committed to drive an MGB every day. Even this very tidy example could soon become a chore. Our Tim Pitt tried it on an M25 commute one November evening and complained about how noisy it was on the motorway – not to mention the lack of a radio and heavy steering.

On the plus side, it’d be easy to make an MGB easier to live with – whether by fitting power steering, an audio system or comfier seats. The long-striding overdrive gear makes things quieter at higher speeds, too.

How much should I pay?

MGB RRT

MGB values vary dramatically. The GT coupe is less desirable than the open-top roadster, and people are happy to pay more for the earlier examples with chrome bumpers.

You can pick up a ropey rubber-bumpered GT for a couple of grand, but you probably shouldn’t. A £8,000 budget will buy a tidy roadster, or you can double that (and more) in the hunt for a restored example.

What should I look out for?

MGB RRT

Rust, rust rust. A few minor bubbles on the wings or sills might be hiding more serious rot – and that will be expensive to fix.

British Motor Heritage can provide panels – they’re brand new, and made using the original tooling, so should fit perfectly – but they’re not cheap. To give you an idea, a steel bonnet will cost £582 (and that’s not including painting or fitting). An aluminium one is £999.

Other than that, it’s pretty much the regular classic car precautions. Has it been looked after? Serviced regularly? Are there any modifications – if so, have they done to a good standard, and are they the sort of modifications you’d want? Track-focused upgrades won’t be ideal if you’re looking for a car to pootle around in at weekends.

Should I buy one?

MGB at British Motor Heritage

It depends what you want in a car. If you get your thrills from driving flat-out on country roads, or are looking for a track-day machine, there are better, newer options out there.

Likewise, if you want a rare classic that will get lots of attention, there are lots of slightly leftfield options available.

But if you want a British sports car that’s brilliant at cruising around on a sunny day, with a huge support network for parts and servicing, the MGB is ideal.

Pub fact

MGB RRT

In 1967 MG launched a 3.0-litre straight-six version of the MGB, known as the MGC. It was intended to replace the Austin-Healey, but soon developed a poor reputation.

The heavy engine and new suspension meant it didn’t handle as well as the ‘B’, and it was criticised by motoring journalists at the time. The MGC was axed after just two years.

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1995 Ford Mondeo Mk1 review: Retro Road Test

Ford Mondeo

The idea of a ‘world car’ wasn’t entirely new when the Ford Mondeo, or ‘CDW27’ as it was then known, was first floated in the mid-1980s. Indeed, Ford had tried it a few years earlier with the Escort, and General Motors had done the same with the Cavalier – but neither were truly global products. They were born from the same idea, perhaps, but each was developed by separate teams on both sides of the Atlantic – with the final products modified to cater for different markets.

However, research suggested that cars didn’t have to be entirely different to be sold around the world. And by the late 1980s, the gap between what customers wanted in the US and Europe was getting smaller. Safety regulations were becoming harmonised, while buyers in all countries were increasingly concerned about fuel consumption and exhaust emissions.

Ford had two products that desperately needed replacement. The Sierra was looking old here in Europe, and losing sales to Japanese rivals. The same was true for the Ford Tempo in the US. Why then, should Ford go to the expense of developing two replacements for both cars, when one would do?

Technology would make it easier for a true world car to be developed. It meant video conferencing could take place between Ford employees worldwide. A dedicated TV-equipped studio set up at Ford’s Dunton Technical Centre provided a live connection to Cologne and Dearborn, removing the need for executives to take expensive and time-consuming flights to discuss the CDW27 project.

Fast-forward to 23 November 1992, and the very first Mondeo leaves the production line ahead of the model’s debut at the 1993 Geneva Motor Show. The design of the production Mondeo (taking its name from the Latin mundus, meaning ‘world’) originates from a concept drawn up by Ford’s studio in Cologne. Proposals by the Dearborn design studio, Ford’s California Concept Center and Carrozzeria Ghia in Turin were all rejected, while the interior was developed at Dunton in the UK.

How does it drive?

Ford Mondeo

Taking a seat in the 1995 Mondeo LX seen here offers a strange contrast between old and new. It looks relatively modern – the switchgear, for example, is logical and easy to find, while the seats feel comfortable enough for covering several hundred miles with ease. But visibility is incredible compared to a car of today. You sit a long way forward, all part of the ‘cab forward’ approach – with a raked windscreen and a short, sloped bonnet.

The late Richard Parry-Jones, the man who would develop the original Ford Focus into arguably the best-handling C-segment car ever, was appointed as chief engineer for the Mondeo. He had the challenge of making it better than a Honda Accord or Nissan Primera – both class-leading in terms of dynamics at the time. And what a commendable job he and his ‘drive team’ did.

An innovative suspension setup was developed, with the hatchback model here using Ford’s ‘Quadralink’ suspension at the rear, mounted onto a separate subframe to improve refinement. Power steering was standard across the range – at the insistence of said drive team, which included former F1 world champion Jackie Stewart.

Although Ford firmed up the Mondeo for Europe, it certainly feels on the softer side today. It wafts over bumps in a way that middle-management company car drivers can can only dream of now – helped, no doubt, by its modest 14-inch wheels. Negotiate bends with any sort of gusto and it’ll lean in a way that newer cars just don’t, but don’t let that fool you – it’ll grip and grip, while providing this brilliant thing called ‘feedback’ though the steering wheel. That’s something we no longer take for granted.

Power in Ford UK’s heritage car comes from the popular four-cylinder 1.8-litre petrol Zetec engine, produced at the firm’s plant in Bridgend. It’s a likeable motor, especially combined with the five-speed manual gearbox, and keen to chase the entire rev-range. Officially it’ll hit 60mph in 10.5 seconds and is capable of 121mph. Not quick by today’s standards, but neither is it going to be left behind.

If it’s thrills you’re after, you’ll be wanting the US-sourced 2.5-litre V6. Although it sold in much smaller numbers in Europe, they do come up for sale occasionally. With 170hp on tap, the V6 will take the Mondeo to 62mph in 7.8 seconds and 139mph flat-out.

Tell me about buying one

Ford Mondeo

If you really want to buy an original Mondeo – and why wouldn’t you? – you’ll be pleased to read that they’re still worth very little today. Keep an eye on the classifieds and a budget as low as £1,500 could find you a usable car with an MOT, while paying a little more opens up a wider market.

The downside of the low values is that, to many, they’re still seen as cheap sheds – and may have been maintained as such. Service history is desirable, as are wheelarches that aren’t made of filler. Take a magnet and a screwdriver to check, and have a look through the car’s MOT history to see what it could be hiding.

Ask for evidence that the cambelt has been changed recently – Ford advises changing it every 80,000 miles, so factor it into your negotiations if it hasn’t been done. Other than that, it’s fairly standard stuff: do all the electronics work, does it get up to temperature (and stay there), and does the suspension feel tired on a test-drive?

While Ford parts shouldn’t be challenging to come by, we have heard of some obscure early Mondeo parts becoming increasingly difficult to find as the number left on the road drops. If there’s anything the seller has neglected to fix, be sure to ask them why.

Ford Mondeo Mk1: Verdict

We don’t need to tell you just how successful the original Ford Mondeo became. A flurry of dealer-demonstrators meant it became the sixth best-selling car in the UK in the first half of March 1993 – despite not officially going on sale until 25 March. Reviews from the time all agreed that it was an enormous step forward versus its Sierra predecessor. And in 1994, it was named European Car of the Year.

Its success meant the Mk1 Mondeo went through a period of being ‘vanilla’. But now the Mondeo name has gone, possibly for good, we reckon it’s about time we celebrated Ford’s world car.

While it takes a special sort of person to get excited by the Mondeo, we’d encourage anyone to save this future classic before it becomes entirely extinct.

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