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Great Motoring Disasters: Rover 75

Rover 75

The Rover 75 is a car whose career was cut short by talk. It was talk that not only sabotaged one of the best cars Rover ever made, but brought down the company as well.

A few hours before that poisonous outburst, things were looking quite good for Rover. It had just unveiled the 75 at the Birmingham Motor Show, where Jaguar also revealed its S-Type, and it was gradually dawning on the attending press that one of these cars was rather more convincing than the other. And no, it wasn’t the Jaguar.

The S-Type’s retro references to the 1960s S-Type looked forced to the point of awkwardness, while its interior was almost bereft of the kind of beautiful detailing, and quality, that usually makes a Jaguar cabin so appealing.

While the 75 was also a car with a wheel or two in the past, it was vastly better proportioned than the Jag, and had a strikingly original wood and leather interior of decidedly superior finish – even if that would not be obvious until people started spending time with these cars.

Such was Rover’s battered reputation and long history of launching interesting cars that ultimately disappointed, nobody was getting too excited yet. That was despite this being the first Rover developed under BMW ownership, the German company buying the British one four years earlier in 1994.

Also, the 75 looked like an obvious descendent of the Rover 600 that had come before it. This Honda Accord-based car was handsome enough, and reliable too, but it would be a while before the positive difference between BMW quality and Honda quality, as harnessed by Rover, shone through.

The Brits take over Birmingham 1998

Rover 75

Both Rover and Jaguar were unveiled on the morning of October 20 1998. This was press day at the Birmingham motor show, and the first time either car had been seen finished and undisguised.

Late on the same afternoon Rover held a press conference expected to provide wider detail about the 75. It was scheduled to start at 4pm in a room away from the show itself, and because the car had been revealed hours earlier, many journalists did not attend.

They missed a drama far more significant than the unveiling of a new car.

The conference started late, kicking off just before 4:30pm, the delay caused by the late rewriting of BMW Group boss Bernd Pischetreider’s speech.

Pischetsreider wanted to use the opportunity to petition the UK government. First, because the pound’s rise against the euro was crippling the business. In 1997, Rover’s losses had been cut to £91m. In 1998, the year of the 75’s launch, they were rapidly heading towards a stinging and near-unviable £600m.

BMW wanted the government to take action over the currency – Rover was easily the UK’s biggest exporter at the time – and it also wanted the government to contribute £200m towards the huge investment that the Germans were about to make at Longbridge for the new Mini and smaller Rover R30 project.

A ‘hugely serious’ issue

Rover 75

BMW, which usually likes to conduct such business in private, was having trouble getting across to the government that this exchange rate issue was hugely serious, and that it needed help to update a factory that had seen no serious investment since 1980, some 18 years earlier.

As it was, BMW was planning to cut jobs and introduce more flexible working practices in an effort to save £150 million a year for the next three years. But if it did not get the support, then Longbridge – one of the biggest industrial complexes in the UK, outdated or not – would be wound down.

And that is what Pischetsreider outlined during one of the most bombshell-laden question-and-answer sessions the UK car industry has ever seen. Criticism of Rover’s productivity, the possibility of Longbridge closing and an apparent admission from BMW that its commitment to the revival of Rover might be wavering, did a fine job of sabotaging the 75’s launch.

Enter The English Patient

Rover 75

It wasn’t so much a shadow as a total eclipse swamping the car’s birth, the following day’s papers full of the threat to its maker’s future. The stories also confirmed what many people within the car industry had known for months: that there was significant conflict between BMW and Rover management, and that there was a sizeable and fast-growing faction within BMW that wanted rid of Rover. ‘The English Patient,’ they disparagingly called it, after the film of the same name.

Yet the car itself did not look like the product of an ailing business. Granted a decent development budget, improving facilities at the Gaydon development centre, access to BMW’s considerable engineering resources and a parts bin studded with high-quality, up-to-the-minute kit, the ‘R40’ development team produced a car to match the quality of Rovers produced in the 1950s and 1960s.

The 75 had a particularly stiff bodyshell – essential for refinement, suspension effectiveness and crash performance – as well as BMW’s admired multi-link ‘Z’ rear axle and a sophisticated MacPherson strut layout. It was intended to produce the world’s best front-wheel-drive chassis.

The engines were Rover’s own four- and six-cylinder ‘K Series’ units, plus a strong BMW turbodiesel. At this point, the issue of the K Series four’s cylinder head gasket design had yet to boil up.

Award-winning styling

Rover 75

The 75 impressed most with its styling, though. At first, the chrome grille and the body’s understated sculpting looked unexceptional. But the more you looked, the better it got. The way the wings flared over the wheels, the clean-cut flanks, the tasteful deployment of chrome and the unfussy detailing still look good today, and won the 75 awards for its styling at the time.

Inside, it got a little radical. There was the expected wood and leather, but the sculpture of the dashboard, the cream instrument faces, the unusual door trims and the sumptuously upholstered seats produced a particularly inviting cabin, and one of genuinely high quality. The dashboard’s wood was real, and expensive soft-feel plastics were used almost everywhere that wood, leather, cloth or carpet were not.

Better still, the 75 drove very well, impressive in particular for its ride comfort and civility. Although its road manners were soft, it handled impressively when pressed. By the end of its first year, it had attracted plenty of positive reviews, plus 15 international awards. But it had not attracted remotely enough customers.

Sales targets missed

Rover 75

The effect of Pischetsreider’s tirade was to severely limit 75 sales, the question of Rover’s survival once again in doubt and intensified by an increasingly regular flow of negative stories. BMW and Rover had originally planned to sell 140,000 examples of the 75 annually – actually an optimistic ambition even taking account of plans to export more cars.

This forecast eventually fell to 100,000 by the time the car was launched six months late – for quality reasons – in June 1999. One year into its career, even that figure looked like a distant dream, just under 60,000 cars coming from a Cowley factory that had the capacity for 140,000. Not only did demand fail to push output anywhere near that level, but it was not long before the Oxford site stopped making 75s altogether.

In spring 2000, BMW announced it would sell Rover, initially to the private equity business Alchemy, which envisaged a much-reduced business that would concentrate on MG, but ultimately to the Phoenix Consortium, led by former Rover boss John Towers.

Phoenix euphoria ‘naive’

Rover 75

The Phoenix plan aimed to produce 200,000 cars annually and retain more jobs. It was increasingly seen as a better future for BMW’s cast-off than Alchemy’s seemingly brutal plans. Phoenix won the day, amid euphoria that would soon be seen as naively misplaced.

MG Rover, as Phoenix renamed the business, lasted a little less than five years. It went bankrupt in April 2005, having failed to find a partner of any significance that might enable it to invest in the much-talked-about, and ultimately mythical, new medium car. In the meantime, the 75 was by far the strongest model in MG Rover’s range, being newer and more completely developed than the smaller 25 and 45.

MG Rover was not without its high-points: the creation of three MG ranges out of the three Rover models was unexpectedly successful, while the conversion of the Rover 75 to the MG ZT produced an engaging and mature sports saloon. But none of this was enough, and nor were efforts to squeeze costs out of the business, a programme called Project Drive stripping components and quality out of the cars.

By the end of its life, the 75 had become seriously cheapened, and more like the penny-pinched cars that MG Rover’s predecessors had peddled for decades.

Production of the 75 never exceeded the 53,600-odd built in the first year, sitting in the low 30,000s for the next three years before dipping to 24,000 in 2004. In 2005, when MG Rover went bust, less than 5,500 cars were produced.

However, the 75 had a strange and surprisingly long afterlife in China, where it was sold as the MG7 and, in facelifted form, as the Roewe 750, this latter until 2016 – some 17 years after the original 75 first appeared.

There’s irony in its survival and success, given the 75 was a commercial failure for its creators and a partial cause of Rover’s downfall.

It bears less responsibility than Bernd Pischetsreider, though, whose bold acquisition strategy enabled Rover to build one of its best-ever cars, and ultimately killed the brand.

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Czech it out! Your chance to buy this amazing classic Tatra

1967 Tatra T603-2

If a classic Mercedes-Benz or BMW seems a little too obvious, this Tatra 2-603 could be the answer to your executive car dreams.

Produced in the former Czechoslovakia at the height of the Cold War, the Tatra 603 was typically reserved for high-ranking government officials.

Fast-forward to 2023 and this 1967 example will soon be offered for auction on the Car & Classic website.

Your new Czech mate

Tatra launched the original T603 in 1956, with an unconventional triple headlight design. Extensive wind-tunnel testing created the unusual body shape. Tatra had first experimented with the aerodynamic 77 in 1935. 

A facelift in 1962 produced the 2-603 version seen here. This had four headlights instead of three, along with a different dashboard and an upgraded engine. 

This particular example moved to the Netherlands in the 1980s, then was later sold in Denmark. Now fully restored in painstaking detail, the Tatra currently resides in Slovakia.

Eastern Bloc Party

The restoration sees the interior finished in a mixture of vinyl and velour, with the original fabric preserved on the seats. All the original instruments, switchgear and radio are present, although the vendor opted not to reconnect the petrol-fuelled heater.

Opening the boot reveals the biggest surprise, as that is where the Tatra’s engine lives. The rear-engined machine is powered by an air-cooled 2.5-litre ‘Hemi’ V8, producing 104hp. 

The unconventional V8 is entirely original, and still uses the same Jikov carburettors as when it left the factory. The four-speed manual gearbox has a column shift to maximise interior space.

‘Innovation and boundless creativity’

Car & Classic head of editorial Chris Pollitt said: “This is not simply a car produced by and for the Eastern Bloc.

“Tatra is synonymous with innovation, boundless creativity and being off the beaten track. The aerodynamic lines, revolutionary engine and unusual styling set the model apart from everything else, but this particular car is even more desirable because of the high standards of its thorough restoration and overall originality.”

The online auction for the special Tatra begins on Sunday, 5 February 2023, with those interested in some Eastern European glamour able to place pre-bids now.

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1996 Audi RS2 review: Retro Road Test

Audi RS2

Estate cars used to be the preserve of those who needed to cart around children. If you wanted driving fun, you’d leave the family at home and jump in your two-seat sports car. Of course, hot hatchbacks offered both dynamic thrills and practicality, but they were still left wanting for ultimate carrying ability.

With the exception of the ‘E34’ BMW M5 Touring, the genuinely fast estate car scarcely existed until the early 1990s. Then the Audi RS2 roared rapidly into view.

It certainly was conspicuous when painted RS Blue Pearl (a dozen less attention-grabbing colours were also available). Launched in 1994, the RS2 was based on the ‘B4’ 80 Avant, and packed a 315hp, 144hp-per-litre punch.

Its 2.2-litre five-cylinder 20-valve engine was borrowed from the 230hp S2 Avant, but the RS2 boasted a 30 percent larger turbocharger running 1.4 bar of boost. A six-speed manual gearbox sent power to all four wheels, while a manually-operated locking differential was employed on the rear axle.

Sounds good? We haven’t told you the best bit yet. The £45,705 RS2 was a collaboration with Porsche. As well as the engine upgrades, Stuttgart added 968 Clubsport ‘Cup’ wheels, tyres and brakes. Spot the bright red callipers peeping out from behind the rims.

There are also the shapely Porsche 968/993 door mirrors, 993-style bumpers and blink-and-you’ll-miss-them badges with the ‘RS2 Porsche’ legend. The bright red ‘prismatic’ light strip that runs the width of the RS2’s stubby rear end is also a nod to the 911 Carrera 4.

How does it drive?

Audi RS2

Step inside and you’ll find Recaro sports seats with lurid blue Alcantara trim. Ahead of you are a quartet of white-faced dials – including a 180mph-calibrated speedo – while the centre console houses three further gauges showing oil pressure, oil temperature and battery voltage. Aside from a three-spoke, leather-wrapped and RS2-branded steering wheel, it’s all standard Audi 80 fare, which means bank-vault-solid build quality and no-nonsense slabby style.

With smaller dimensions than estate cars of today, it’s easy to place the RS2 on the road, helped by excellent all-round visibility. At low speeds it’s as docile and unspectacular as any Audi 80, but bury your right foot and you soon realise the RS2 is more of a monster. Hang on, wait a few seconds… there it is!

The RS2 takes time to spool its turbo, but once it does, its pace is ferocious. Audi quoted a 0-60mph time of 5.4 seconds and a top speed of 163mph, and the RS2 feels easily that quick. When it was launched, Autocar & Motor magazine famously recorded a 0-30 mph time of just 1.5 seconds: faster than a McLaren F1 (and Jacques Villeneuve’s contemporary Formula 1 car).

Although its aural output is muted at lower revs, the engine warbles wondrously ahead of you as only an Audi five-pot can. You really have to wake it to extract its power, but that’s no hardship.

Audi RS2

Below 3,000rpm not much happens, then you ride the 302lb ft wave of torque and by 7,000rpm it’s more or less all over. Stay in the middle ratios to keep the engine on the boil and the RS2 just keeps finding more speed. It’s both intoxicating and intimidating, and all the time you’re aware this is an estate car: one with up to 1,200 litres of luggage space. Unbelievable.

So too is the RS2’s cross-country capability. The Quattro four-wheel-drive system means the Audi sticks to the road spectacularly, not even relinquishing grip in the pouring rain that dogged our test-drive. Standing water proves no deterrent, the RS2 just powers through it, its wonderfully compliant suspension soaking up bumps with little jarring.

Sensation-wise, the RS2 feels very of its time. The nicely-weighted steering is sadly devoid of any meaningful feedback, and although there is some body lean, it stubbornly slingshots its way out of corners with no fuss, ready to soar up the straight and devour the next apex. The uprated Porsche brakes offer progressive retardation, which is just as well; Audi UK’s heritage car is surely one of the finest RS2s in the world.

Tell me about buying one

Audi RS2

The hand-built RS2 was a performance car hero and values have never been bargain-basement low. That’s partly due to its Porsche parentage. Values are also buoyed because only 2,891 were made in 18 months, with just 182 official right-hand-drive cars coming to the UK.

High-mileage examples are obviously worth less, while left-hand-drive European imports offer more choice. Mechanically, the cars are relatively bombproof when it comes to the engine and four-wheel-drive system, and they can handle high mileages with little issue.

The main problems lie with the gearbox, which has a reputation for being weak, as well as coil packs that let go. The handbrake cable can also stretch, while spark plugs should be replaced every 20,000 miles. Suspension top mounts need to be renewed every 40,000 miles, and the cambelt every 80,000 miles. Parts and servicing aren’t as costly as you might think, but with the car’s increasing age and provenance, some parts are hard to come by.

You’ll struggle to find an RS2 for much less than £50,000, and many have well over 100,000 miles under their Porsche Cup wheels. The best cars will be north of £70,000 – similar to what Audi asks for a brand new RS4.

Audi RS4: Verdict

Audi RS2

The RS2 was pivotal in creating a whole new line of Audi performance cars. It’s perhaps the most inspirational – and indeed aspirational – car in the company’s rich history, after the original Quattro. Its pioneering legacy is still evident in RS-badged Audis today, while its retro-cool cachet guarantees its ongoing appeal.

All that would be pointless if the drive didn’t match up to its looks, though. Thankfully it does, and the fact that the RS2 marries supreme pace and sense of occasion to staggering all-round ability and proper practicality seals the deal.

This Audi is a modern classic and performance car icon for good reason. That’s why it has so many admirers, and why we count ourselves among them.

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Great Motoring Disasters: trying to replace the Volkswagen Beetle

Replacing the Volkswagen Beetle

Too much success can stunt the mind. That can apply to the collective mind of a company, just as easily as to a music artist struggling with that difficult second album. Back in the late 1960s, Volkswagen was having exactly this kind of problem with the Beetle.

Not that this famous car was anywhere near reaching its peak of popularity in 1967, when a 30 percent sales slump in its native Germany prompted VW management to take the challenge of replacing it a whole lot more seriously.

It hadn’t been ignoring the task entirely, however. During that same year, Volkswagen revealed a whole heap of prototypes to a press that was becoming increasingly critical at the absence of a Beetle replacement. In fact, the company had developed no less than 70 potential successors since 1952, but none had made production – and all shared the same basic rear-engine layout.

Some had been under development for as much as five years before being abandoned, while others were simply styling mock-ups. And what they all pointed to, apart from the waste of millions of Deutschmarks of R&D money, was the lack of a solid idea for replacing a car that, by 1967, had been in quantity production for 22 years, having started its life before World War Two.

Strength through joy

Volkswagen Type 2

The ‘Strength-through-Joy’ KdF-wagen was commissioned by one Adolf Hitler from Ferdinand Porsche, the Führer keen for it to become an affordable car for the people. And it became just that, although not entirely in the way Hitler had envisaged.

A few were produced before and during the conflict, then the war-damaged Wolfsburg plant was restarted in 1945 by British Army officer and engineer Major Ivan Hirst. In 1948, he handed over the running of the factory to Heinz Nordhoff, an inspirational ex-Opel manager who expanded production and successfully established excellent sales and service networks for Volkswagen overseas, most notably the in US. For well over a decade, the Beetle became part of the fabric of North American life.

In fact, it was not the only car that Wolfsburg was making. The Volkswagen Type 1, as the Beetle was officially known, was joined by Volkswagen Type 2 (pictured above) in 1949: the almost equally famous Transporter van and its Kombi brother.

Then in 1961 came the Volkswagen 1500 saloon. It was still rear-engined and air-cooled, like a Beetle, still a two-door and still largely uninterested in ploughing a straight line on a breezy day. Despite this, the 1500 did well, the Fastback and Variant estate versions helped it to more than three million sales between 1961-73.

The Beetle replacement, take one…

Volkswagen 411

The 1500 wasn’t a replacement for the Beetle, though. Another prototype came close to doing the job in 1960, when project EA97 reached the point where the production machinery to build it was being installed, and the first 100 pilot-build cars had been assembled.

A rear-engined two-door saloon, it was powered by an 1,100cc engine and would have competed with the Hillman Imp, Renault 8, Simca 1000, NSU Prinz and Fiat 850, several of them big-sellers.

However, as Russell Hayes’ excellent book The Volkswagen Golf Story explains, EA97 was reckoned to be too close to the 1500 saloon – they looked pretty similar, besides – and now that VW had bought the Auto Union company, acquiring the Audi 60 saloon in the process, it suddenly had another in-house competitor.

So EA97 was cancelled at the last minute, losing VW yet more millions. Still, it was making so much money from the Beetle that this mattered a lot less than it might have done.

Its next attempt came in the gruesome shape of the 1968 Volkswagen 411 (above), another air-cooled and rear-engined car, this time with four doors. Its styling was as tortured as the VW management’s efforts to solve their new Beetle problem. The ugly beast lived for four short years and sold only 266,000 examples in the process.

By now, mild desperation was setting in, Nordhoff’s replacement Kurt Lotz arriving to a largely empty new model cupboard, 411 apart. He was eager for a quick-fix solution.

Making slow progress

Volkswagen K70

One of those came with Volkswagen’s acquisition of NSU, makers of the little Prinz and the radical rotary-engined Ro80 executive saloon. Sitting between these two was a yet-to-be launched modern, front-wheel-drive saloon. Crisply styled and glassy, it was a vast improvement on the 411, if far from as gaze-freezingly handsome as the futuristic Ro80, whose design legacy is still seen in Audi saloons today.

Nevertheless, an eager VW took this NSU design over, relabelled it the Volkswagen K70 (pictured above) and optimistically built a new factory capable of making it at the rate of 500 cars per day.

Like many hastily conceived plans in the motor industry, though, the K70 soon hit problems. It was expensive to build, sharing almost no parts with other cars in the group, expensive to buy for the same reason and rust-prone. That slowed sales, as did VW’s activities within other parts of its empire.

When it bought Audi in the mid-1960s, it was simply to get its hands on another factory to build Beetles, because it couldn’t keep up with demand. Audi’s small 60 saloon continued to be made, but product development director Ludwig Kraus was instructed to halt new model development.

But he disobeyed, developing a new saloon in secret. It was eventually revealed to VW’s management, who got over their shock and annoyance to approve what became the 1969 Audi 100. That car was a big hit, and would eventually keep a money-losing Volkswagen afloat. Yet it also seriously undermined the appeal of the less-than-stylish K70 that came a year later, giving VW yet another failure.

The Beetle bugs VW

Volkswagen EA266

If the K70 was a piece of misfiring opportunism, the EA266 prototype (above) was the company’s main attempt to properly replace the Beetle. In fact, it was developed mostly by Porsche, whose engineers produced a hatchback with a water-cooled four-cylinder engine that lay flat beneath the rear seats, to drive a gearbox and differential behind it.

In effect, this was a mid-engined hatchback, and development again advanced to the point of tooling being ordered. But despite its sporty layout and Porsche parentage, EA266 apparently had handling issues, besides continuously perfuming its cabin with oily engine vapours via an access panel beneath a rear seat that was expected to get progressively grubbier as mechanics removed it to service the engine.

Nevertheless, EA266 was part of a major management review of VW’s new model plans in May 1969, along with a new front-wheel-drive hatchback from Audi, its four-cylinder engine mounted longitudinally, and a similar prototype from VW with its front wheels propelled by a Beetle engine.

It was this car, codenamed EA235, that would eventually lead to the VW Golf: the Beetle’s real successor. A variation of it, codenamed EA276, can be found in Volkswagen’s museum.

Enter the Volkswagen Golf

Volkswagen Golf Mk1

Neither prototype was a beauty, but one of VW boss Lotz’s best decisions during his brief and troubled career at the helm was to instruct Giorgetto Giugiaro’s ItalDesign to style the car that would become the Golf.

It was released in 1974, at the end of seven troubled years that had produced one of the ugliest family cars of the 1960s in the 411, had proved the riskiness of opportunism with the K70 and, ultimately, threatened the very existence of Volkswagen itself.

And that’s without including all the abandoned prototypes built between 1952 and 1967, as VW began its long and painful quest for a successor when the post-war Beetle was only seven years old.

Today, many of us can count our lives out in Golfs, with VW now building the eighth version of this car since 1974. And this sprawling, multi-brand group is a long way from being dependent on only one model, the mighty Golf being one of a number of big-sellers.

There is a footnote here. For decades, the original Beetle was moribund. It was still produced in South America for an increasingly diminishing market, but eventually faded away for good in 2003.

Then came the craze for nostalgia, one arguably accelerated by Volkswagen, which showed a ‘modern’ version of the original Beetle in 1994, called Concept One. The world swooned and production for the Californian-designed concept car was approved.

1998: the Beetle is back

Volkswagen New Beetle

The New Beetle was introduced in 1998. Ironically, it was based on the platform of the car that sealed its fate back in the 1970s, the Volkswagen Golf, but this did ensure that it drove well.

Built in Mexico, it was shamelessly retro, taking the original cues of the Beetle – the separate wings, round headlamps and tail lamps, rounded roofline and chunky running boards – and exaggerating them with cartoon-like emphasis.

The interior was retro-inspired, too. This meant packaging was dreadful, with a tiny boot and cramped rear seats, but few at the time seemed to mind, because it looked so bold. It even came with a flower vase on the dashboard.

2011: New Beetle take two

Volkswagen Beetle

Sales clearly convinced Volkswagen it was worth replacing. An all-new car arrived in 2011, with more of a fastback profile to the roofline and a more sophisticated and practical interior – but still clearly a Beetle.

As with the original New Beetle, this second retro recreation also came in convertible guise, and was later offered with a tiny 1.2-litre petrol engine – the smallest since the original model ceased production. Luckily, it was turbocharged, so wasn’t quite as lethargic as the 1960s models…

Yet sales of this second remake never quite took off. It seemed the world had moved on; a retro Beetle was nice as a passing fad, but it didn’t seem to have staying power.

Rumours had thus circulated for years that this model would be the final Beetle – its second coming would come to an end. On September 13 2018, it was confirmed.

The final Beetle was produced again, 21 years after it returned from the great scrapyard in the sky. The last model off the line went to VW’s heritage collection to sit alongside the previous final Beetle.

This time it feel like goodbye for good. But the Volkswagen Beetle story has been an interesting one, for sure.

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Great Motoring Disasters: Fiat Stilo

Fiat Stilo

A few years ago, a finance brokerage by the name of Sanford C. Bernstein published a list of Europe’s 10 biggest loss-making cars.

The cars were all made between 1997 and 2013, and their calculations produced a fascinating list of losers. Top of the pile was the tiny Smart ForTwo, which at that point appeared to have lost Daimler, its parent company, 3.35 billion euros.

In the number two slot was the Fiat Stilo, produced from 2001-09. This underwhelming hatch burned through 2.1 billion euros of its maker’s money.

Deliberately dull

Fiat Stilo

The rest of this array of automotive failures will be reserved for subsequent Great Motoring Disasters stories. For now, we’ll linger over the sorry device that was the Stilo. In fact, it was three cars: the three-door decidedly more stylish than the deliberately dull five-door – we’ll come to the dullness later – with these two joined later by the Stilo Multiwagon estate.

Although a troubled car, the Stilo was the descendent of an impressive if disappointingly rust-prone machine born 32 years earlier. The Fiat 128 may not look exciting today (its three-box silhouette simple enough that it could have been drawn by a child), but this was a modestly radical car back in 1969.

It was front-wheel drive, its engine transversely mounted as in the Mini that part-inspired it. But unlike the Mini, its gearbox did not sit under the engine to share its oil, but was positioned at the end of it, a layout followed by almost every front-driven hatchback ever since.

Following the Fiat 128

Fiat Stilo

In fact, the 128 wasn’t the first car configured this way, Fiat first trying the idea on the Autobianchi Primula, a car sold mostly in Italy and France. The thinking was that if there were reliability troubles, they wouldn’t damage the Fiat brand, which sold in vast numbers.

Anyway, the Primula functioned without trouble, clearing the way for the 128. Its crisply revvy engines, tidy handling and generally enthusiastic personality won it a huge following, despite its neatly detailed but decidedly ordinary shape. Fiat won the 1970 European Car of the Year award for its troubles, too.

Why is all this relevant to the Stilo? Because Fiat’s first small, front-driven family car of the 21st century was, by then, the fourth model aiming to emulate the 128’s success: the Strada, Tipo and Bravo/Brava all having not quite managed it. And this had a bearing on the way the Stilo turned out.

Coming into Focus

Fiat Stilo Multiwagon

So did the Bravo and Brava, which had plenty going for them when they debuted in 1995. The three-door Bravo and five-door Brava benefited from quite significant styling differences, the Bravo memorable for its large rear lamp clusters – pioneering then, if commonplace today – and its pretty styling.

The Brava shared the same front section, but its rear was distinguished by a slightly tub-like lower tailgate and taillamps composed of three stacked ellipses per side. That looked even more radical, even if the Brava was not quite as visually pleasing overall. It was also aimed at buyers who were almost depressingly conservative in their shopping habits, as revealed by Fiat’s subsequent research data.

Still, the duo got off to a good start, aided by appealing and slightly quirky interiors, decent enough road manners and some rather moribund competition. However, the honeymoon faded when another car with highly distinctive taillights appeared in 1998. The original Ford Focus was arresting not only for its red and orange identifiers, but for the fact that it was way, way better than any Ford of this size ever before. Not to mention all of its competition.

Sense, not sensibility

Fiat Stilo

The Focus hit the Fiat hard, as did the Mk4 Golf, whose unbelievably high cabin quality made the Italian car’s interior look cheaply finished, despite its imaginative sculpting. Couple this onslaught to the fact that buyers didn’t much like the Brava’s back-end (although millions loved the weird new Focus), and Fiat reckoned it knew what it had to do for Project 192: the Bravo/Brava replacement.

A sleek three-door version it would keep, but this time the five-door would be decidedly more rational, functional and useful. The aim was to provide it with many of the convenience features of an MPV, this task eased by a new modular platform that enabled it to be usefully taller and longer than the three-door version.

You sat higher in it, making it easier to get in, its split rear seats slid back and forth and its front passenger seat folded forward. That was for long loads or a chaise longue, Fiat’s press kit reckoned optimistically, its occupant presumably lighting up to muse on why they were reclining there.

Less indulgently, there was also a drop-down table in the rear for scribbling kids. All of which made the five-door Stilo a pretty versatile thing.

Get yourself Connected

Fiat Stilo

That was nothing to the effort Fiat put into its equipment, though, starting with a telematics system called Connect. This concierge service was well ahead of its time, and in this class so was the ultimate 7.0-inch colour sat-nav screen, along with the four lower-grade infomatic systems on offer.

Mobile phone connections, internet access, sat-nav and the ability to play MP3 files were advanced stuff for a car in this class back in 2001.

The Stilo could also be had with a so-called Skyroof, a series of glass louvres that electrically tilted skywards, plus radar-governed cruise control, electric front seats, climate control with a digital LCD display, eight airbags and more.

Flour power

Fiat Stilo

Fiat’s product planning logic looked impeccable. Its modular platform allowed it to develop two kinds of car for relatively modest extra investment, and it was bang-on with its view that connectivity was about to invade the car’s cabin.

Trouble was, the Stilo five-door looked about as exciting as a bag of flour, and that made the idea of spending indulgent sums on options unappealing. It just wasn’t that kind of a car. And though the three-door appealed, especially with its pleasingly blocky taillights, it wasn’t quite as temptingly bold as the previous Bravo.

The Stilo’s black, grey and gloomy cabin wasn’t especially tempting either. This despite Fiat spending a heap on a soft-feel facia that was certainly a comfortingly pliant thing to prod, but which had the texture of ancient petrified wood. Much of the hardware hanging around it was also disappointingly low-grade.

Driving the Stilo was a low-grade experience as well, especially after a Focus. It was a little too heavy, its rear axle was an unsophisticated twist beam rather than the Brava’s independent set-up and its smaller engines lacked much zest.

Cheap but not cheerful

Fiat Stilo rally car

Frustratingly for enthusiasts, the ‘warm hatch’ 2.4-litre five-cylinder Abarth, actually quite a cool thing in the right colour, could only be had with a Selespeed automatic gearbox that made its user look like they were driving in clogs.

Because Fiat had driven deep into a pile-em-high, sell-em-cheap strategy in many markets, Britain included, buyers simply wanted the bog-standard versions and an irresistible price to go with it. Which meant that the long options list mostly went unticked.

To this day, I have yet to see a Stilo with a Skyroof, nor any of the myriad intermediate Connect systems. And the radar-controlled cruise was soon deleted for misreading the road ahead.

Sales bombed across most of Europe, although the three-door didn’t do badly. But by the time Fiat offered the Abarth with a manual gearbox, the moment had passed. Even a fanciful Stilo Michael Schumacher limited edition, part-engineered by Prodrive, failed to heighten its appeal.

Stickers by Schumacher

Fiat Stilo Michael Schumacher

The Stilo fell so far short of its sales projections that Fiat even offered a struggling MG Rover the chance to use the platform and some of the company’s manufacturing capacity to produce its ultimately mythical new medium car.

Fiat sold 767,000 Stilos during a nine-year run, many of those in Brazil where it enjoyed a three-year afterlife, with one version unconvincingly badged ‘Attractive’. It’s not a number that compares well with the 3.1 million 128s built between 1969 and 1985.

The tragedy of the Stilo is that a lot of deep thinking and money was sunk into this project, either in the wrong areas, or with the wrong execution. But the worst failing, and one that usually kills the chances of any car, was that the five-door Stilo had no style. And that was the version that was supposed to bring home the bacon.

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Full of Beans: Rowan Atkinson’s Lancia Delta Integrale is for sale

Rowan Atkinson Lancia Delta Evo

A Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione II owned by Rowan Atkinson CBE is set to be auctioned next month. 

The low-mileage 1993 example, finished in rare Lord Blue, has been owned by the Mr Bean and Blackadder star since 2021. 

After two years in Atkinson’s care, the iconic hot hatchback will be sold as part of the Silverstone Auctions Race Retro Show at Stoneleigh Park in Warwickshire.

From stage to street

Rowan Atkinson Lancia Delta Evo

The Lancia Delta HF Integrale was a powerhouse of rallying in the late 1980s and early 1990s. It became one of the most successful competition cars ever, winning the World Rally Championship manufacturers’ title six times in row, from 1987 to 1992.

Lancia’s rallying exploits with the Integrale resulted in several homologation specials. All featured turbocharged engines and four-wheel drive, with increasingly wild bodywork as development progressed. 

The final Evo II version of the Integrale featured a range of performance upgrades. A new turbocharger saw the 2.0-litre engine boosted to 215hp, with a three-stage catalytic converter also installed. 

New 16-inch alloy wheels, a leather-covered steering wheel and high-backed Recaro sports seats were all included, too.

A true enthusiast owner

Rowan Atkinson Lancia Delta Evo

This particular Integrale Evo II was first delivered to Japan, before being shipped to the UK in 2011. Its Lord Blue paintwork contrasts neatly with the tan Alcantara upholstery, adding a degree of luxury to this rally weapon. 

Atkinson is known for his impressive car collection, having previously owned a McLaren F1. He acquired the Lancia in May 2021, and had added 3,000km (1,864 miles) to the car during his tenure. 

Silverstone Auctions notes that no expense has been spared in terms of maintenance during the past two years. A comprehensive history file comes with the car, including the Lancia’s Japanese service records. This helps detail the current 90,000km (56,000 miles) recorded on the odometer.

Retro rides and royal connections

Rowan Atkinson Lancia Delta Evo

Demand for well-preserved Lancia Delta HF Integrales is already high, with the Evo II model the most sought-after. Having a famous former owner, known for being passionate about cars, only adds to the appeal of this particular Lancia. 

Ahead of the auction, a guide price of between £65,000 and £75,000 has been listed for the Integrale. 
The Race Retro Show sale takes place on Saturday 25 February 2023.

Crossing the block along with the Lancia will be a host of celebrity-owned Lotus Elans, plus two cars previously used by the British royal family.

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1988 Bentley Turbo R review: Retro Road Test

Bentley Turbo R RRT

A 1992 review in CAR magazine likened the Bentley Turbo R to the Flying Scotsman steam train. ‘An honest but simple high-speed express,’ it said, “hand-crafted, and the fruit of the labours of a small but talented group of engineers and artisans.’

Launched in 1985 as a successor to the Mulsanne Turbo, the Bentley Turbo R (that’s ‘R’ for ‘roadholding’) was the fastest luxury car money could buy.

It was a lot of money, too; the Turbo R was the second most expensive car on the Bentley and Rolls-Royce price list at the time, behind the Rolls-Royce Silver Spur. This particular example would have set you back £110,000 when new in 1988.

What are its rivals?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

There was no shortage of powerful saloons in the late 1980s and early 1990s. However, none were quite so ostentatious – or expensive – as the Bentley Turbo R.

The ‘W140’ Mercedes-Benz 600 SEL was powered by a wonderful V12 engine and was a far more modern car overall, while Jaguar added a V12 to its XJ saloon range in 1993.

What engine does it use?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

“I wanted to follow the trend for downsized, turbocharged engines,” the owner of this spectacular Bentley Turbo R tells me, having previously owned a 7.2-litre Jensen Interceptor SP.

Under the bonnet, you’ll find a handcrafted 6.75-litre V8 with a huge Garrett AiResearch turbocharger. The whole package produces around 300hp. However, Bentley never quoted any performance figures – it simply wasn’t the done thing.

CAR magazine tested the long-wheelbase version of the Turbo R, hitting 60mph in 6.6 seconds. Top speed was limited to 135mph.

What’s it like to drive?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

A few moments of readjustment are required when you get behind the wheel of a Bentley Turbo R. For a start, it’s huge, even by today’s standards. It’s easy enough to manoeuvre, though. The angular shape helps here, along with thin windscreen pillars.

Drive is engaged using a selector wand on the steering column. The gearbox is an old-fashioned three-speed affair (four-speed transmissions were introduced to the Bentley range in 1990), but it seemingly does little to blunt performance.

Get the Turbo R out onto open roads and it still has the acceleration to surprise sports cars more than 30 years its junior. It also has a remarkable ability to gather speed with its occupants barely noticing. Unlike modern performance saloons, which feature dampers that can be switched between ‘uncomfortable’ and ‘bone-shaking’ – not to mention sports exhaust systems as standard – the Turbo R wafts wonderfully towards slightly illegal speeds with the minimum of fuss. It’s splendid.

Your enthusiasm might be blunted slightly as you try to thread the 2.4-tonne Bentley along narrower roads, but put your confidence in the car and it will – cliché clang – shrink around you. It really does drive like a much smaller car when you gain the confidence to make progress.

Reliability and running costs

Bentley Turbo R RRT

This is the catch. The Bentley Turbo R isn’t exactly unreliable, but it’s of an age where niggles will appear – and they won’t be cheap to fix. The tyres, for example, cost upwards of £300 per corner, and you should budget £5,000 for a head gasket replacement (a worryingly common issue).

Find a specialist insurance company and a Turbo R shouldn’t cost a fortune on a limited-mileage policy, while there is a big enthusiast network to keep it running. Fuel economy? Expect mid-teens, possibly 20mpg at a push.

It’s not the car to buy if you want to avoid petrol stations – although the owner of this example says he manages around 340 miles between fill-ups.

Could I drive it every day?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

A Bentley Turbo R would be a lovely thing to drive every day. Even the fanciest massaging seats of today’s super saloons can’t compete with the huge, cosseting leather chairs of the Turbo R for pure stress relief after a tough day in the office. That V8 engine will never get boring, either.

There’s a line of thought that suggests a Turbo R much prefers regular use to being left standing, but you’ll need deep pockets to run one as a daily-driver.

How much should I pay?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

Something we often say in the Retro Road Test is ‘buy the best you can afford’. That’s very true for the Bentley Turbo R. Although ropey early examples can be picked up for a few thousand pounds, they have the potential to be a massive pain in the wallet.

Ideally, we’d look to spend at least £15,000 at a specialist dealer. Many are for sale in central London and, while these aren’t necessarily to be avoided, beware that a stop-start life on the capital’s streets could result in more wear and tear than an example covering twice that mileage further afield.

What should I look out for?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

The Bentley Turbo R is a pretty tough car, but even the smallest of faults could result in a big bill, so negotiate hard if you find any issues. Full service history is a must, preferably at a specialist, and the post-1986 fuel-injected models are generally seen as more reliable.

Corrosion can be an issue, and check under the bonnet for any signs of oil leaks. On the test-drive, make sure the turbocharger pulls well, and test all the electrics. The cooling system has the potential to be problematic, so check the coolant level and watch the temperature gauge.

Should I buy one?

Bentley Turbo R RRT

A cheap ‘Blower’ Bentley is a really tempting proposition, but this isn’t a car to run on a budget. Buy a good one, keep on top of the maintenance and it has potential to be an investment.

Starting at less than £10,000, we think prices can only go one way. It won’t be long before even the ropiest cars command close to £20,000.

Pub fact

Bentley Turbo R RRT

Nicknamed ‘Crewe’s missile’, the Turbo R was built at the Bentley factory in Crewe, Cheshire. The plant is still going strong today, having built a record 15,174 cars in 2022.

The Bentayga SUV was Bentley’s best-selling model last year, accounting for 42 percent of the total. The Continental GT was next, on 30 percent, with the Flying Spur saloon taking the remaining 28 percent.

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Lancia Thema 8.32: the sensible saloon with a Ferrari engine

Lancia Thema 8.32 owned by Rowan Atkinson
Lancia Thema 8.32 owned by Rowan Atkinson

Make no mistake, the Lancia Thema 8.32 was an extraordinary car. Granted, a lesser Thema Turbo could deliver many of the same benefits without the expense, but the 8.32 is a car devoid of levelheaded logic. Instead, let us celebrate the fact that Lancia – the self-proclaimed ‘Most Italian Car’ company – had the vision to build it.

More specifically, we can thank Vittorio Ghidella for the ‘four-door Ferrari’. The former Fiat boss – a man credited with rescuing the company from financial ruin and described by the New York Times as ‘a car man through and through’ – created a separate production line at the San Paolo plant. Here, the 8.32 was built alongside the regular Thema.

£130,000 in today’s money

At its heart was the 2,927cc, 32-valve V8 engine, cast by Ferrari in Maranello, assembled by Ducati, then shipped to Lancia in Turin. It was the same unit found in the Ferrari 308 Quattrovalvole, but revised and detuned for its unlikely appearance in a four-door saloon.

So while the 308 QV developed 240hp, the 8.32 offered a slightly more saloon-like 215hp at 6,750rpm, plus 209lb ft of torque at 4,500rpm. Respectable figures, but not enough to keep up with the contemporary BMW M5 or Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, even if the lighter Cossie was down on power.

It wasn’t exactly cheap, either. In 1988, the Thema 8.32 would set you back £37,500, almost twice the cost of the go-faster Sierra. It was also £500 more than a Maserati 430, and pricier than the Audi Quattro or M5.

More context is provided by the Thema range’s starting price, which kicked off at £12,495 for the 2000ie, with the 135mph Turbo LX available for £17,500. In today’s money, an 8.32 would nudge £130,000. And you thought they were asking a lot for the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, also known as today’s ‘four-door Ferrari’.

Madness, you might think, but there was no shortage of suitors for this elegant Italian. Lancia was basking in the warm glow of success on the world rally stage, with the Delta Integrale, 037 and Stratos HF injecting the kind of motorsport pedigree other brands could only dream of.

It didn’t matter that the understated Italdesign styling was mostly unchanged – this was part of the appeal. A Thema 8.32 could blend into its surroundings with consummate ease, with little to suggest there was a ‘Lancia by Ferrari’ engine sitting beneath the bonnet.

The cover would soon be blown if the driver took the Thema to its 149mph top speed, though, while the mellow chatter of the V8 provided a more audible clue to the car’s potency. That said, it remains one of the greatest Q-cars ever: the ultimate Lupo vestito da Pecora.

Other giveaways included the stainless steel radiator grille, small yellow 8.32 badges, sill skirts, front air dam with integral fog lights, five-spoke alloy wheels and retractable rear spoiler, which appeared from within the boot lid at high speed speeds.

A different lira

Lancia Thema 8.32 velour interior

Inside, the changes were more elaborate but far from ostentatious. Satin-finish walnut adorned the dashboard, the tops of the doors and the ashtray, having arrived in crates to the Turin factory.

The rest of the interior was swathed in the most exceptional Poltrona Frau leather or velour, giving buyers a hint of a time when Lancia could stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the luxury elite. As a monument to mark the subsequent decline of this once-great marque, the 8.32 is almost without peer.

Even at £37,500, it’s doubtless that Lancia would have raked in the lira on this halo model. The front-wheel-drive Thema was developed alongside the Saab 9000, Fiat Croma and Alfa Romeo 164 as a European four-door family saloon. Nobody in their right mind would have raised the prospect of crowbarring in a Ferrari engine when the ‘Type Four’ platform was first discussed.

It was a snug fit. The engineers were forced to create a removable inner panel within the right-hand wheelarch, simply to allow for access to the belts for the power steering pump and alternator.

Other upgrades included a damper control system – allowing for Comfort and Sport driving modes – huge ventilated front brake discs, a reworked five-speed gearbox, Goodyear Eagle tyres and retuned suspension.

A comprehensive package, then, but not enough for the 8.32 to out-muscle a BMW M5 or Audi Quattro, both of which were cheaper and offered more for the enthusiastic driver. But to label the 8.32 as a mere also-ran in the battle for contemporary performance car supremacy would be to miss the point. The Thema 8.32 was about so much more than speed and cornering prowess.

It’s about the finer details, like the gold and yellow pinstripes, handpainted by a Torinese worker with incredibly steady hands, possibly before a typically long Italian lunch. Also, note the range of instruments inset behind the lavish walnut dash. At night, the illuminated dials create a wonderful spectacle, assuming no troublesome warning lights are on display.

Buyers could also order a car telephone, along with stereo headphones for rear passengers, presumably if they’d had enough of listening to the redolent sound of the Ferrari V8.

The Thema 8.32 was, if you like, Lancia at its bonkers best. Not as bombastic as the rallying heroes, and perhaps not as well-appointed as cars from Lancia’s luxury heyday, but as a demonstration of what we know and love about the marque, it’s unquestionably up there with the very best.

If it’s good enough for Mr Bean…

Lancia Thema 8.32 engine
The 1989 car seen here was formally owned by Rowan Atkinson and is thought to be one of around 20 Thema 8.32s in the UK.

According to the previous vendor, Silverstone Auctions, the actor ‘spent a considerable sum maintaining and improving the car’, with a history file showing close to £20,000 in bills. That figure sounds scary, but an 8.32 should be no more troublesome than a Thema Turbo, and its low-stress V8 might actually be more reliable if maintained to a high standard. Plus, you’re hardly going to use it daily, which means fuel economy is unlikely to be an issue.

Perhaps, like Rowan Atkinson, you have a cunning plan to purchase one, merely to say you own a Lancia Thema 8.32. And why not? We would happily while away the hours in those rich and sumptuous velour seats.

An extraordinary retro car from the most Italian car company on earth. They don’t make them like they used to. Bring on the Lancia comeback.

All photos © Silverstone Auctions

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Great Motoring Disasters: Saab

Saab

This is a tale of desperate behind-the-scenes manoeuvrings, corporate jealousy and a slow, accidental death. A death inadvertently triggered, bizarrely, by Jaguar and Ford. And not so inadvertently by General Motors.

Back in the mid-1980s, America’s automotive giants were in acquisitive mood. The General attempted to buy Land Rover, but was thwarted by public demonstrations against the passing of this symbolic brand into foreign hands.

Jaguar, meanwhile was escaping from a terrible period of low sales, dismal quality and the clutches of British Leyland. The Coventry company floated on the stock exchange with favourable results, but after the UK government’s ‘golden share’ arrangement protecting it from predators expired, it looked highly likely that it would be bought by another car company.

The General comes calling

Saab

In 1989, that was General Motors, which fancied Jaguar as a luxury complement to its already busy portfolio of brands. However, it didn’t count on arch-rival and neighbour Ford having the same idea, the Blue Oval managing to sneak Jaguar into its pocket right under GM’s nose.

Frustrated and embarrassed, General Motors bought Saab on the rebound. Or rather, bought half of it, with an option to purchase the rest from Swedish company AB Investor within 10 years.

Financially, things went well at first. Saab developed a replacement for its long-lived 900, the new 900, later to be named the 9-3. This returned the company to profit after a seven-year drought. Less good was the fact that the new car shared most of its innards with the Vauxhall Vectra, this lower-grade platform producing a car that fell well short of its rivals, and arguably the car it replaced.

One of its few Saab-like features was a dashboard with night lighting that could be switched to the bare essentials, like a jet-fighter’s. It would not be the last time that Saab referenced its aircraft roots, but the allusions would turn ever more desperate as the company battled to survive.

Reasons to be cheerful

Saab 9-3 convertible

Weirdly, its biggest battle was probably with its owner, as despite exercising its option to buy the other half of the company in 2000, GM could never bring itself to invest properly in Saab. And this despite the car market’s fast-growing taste for cars from premium brands, a development that GM Europe seemed incapable of exploiting.

Still, there were occasional bursts of optimism before the end came. The 900 was followed by the 9-5 executive saloon, prompting the smaller car’s name-change to 9-3. The 9-5 was a better effort, and better still when a handsome estate version emerged. Yet its arrival was one of the rare instances of General Motors dipping into its pockets to pay for an entirely new model.

In the 65 years since aircraft maker Saab started developing cars, it produced only 12 entirely new models, and four of those were sometimes laughable reworks of other manufacturers’ vehicles. Even for a brand whose models have been notable for their (often unplanned) longevity, that simply wasn’t enough. So that was one killing statistic.

Another was that for a good couple of decades, the company had been striving, and failing, to sell usefully more than 130,000 cars per year – a number that for most manufacturers would barely make a single model profitable, never mind an entire range.

Saabarus and Trollblazers

Saab 9-7X Aero

Meanwhile, sales in the vital US market faltered, contributing to the company’s failure to turn a profit for much of the 1990s through to 2009. Yet they rose in the 2000s, floating around the 130,000 mark and reaching an all-time high in 2003 of almost 132,000 units, a record achieved with a new, second-generation 9-3 and a 9-5 that, by Saab standards, was relatively young at five years old.

What no-one knew then was that the 9-5 was not even half-way through its life at this point. GM and Saab fumbled its replacement, at first developing a new version using a platform co-developed with Fiat’s premium Alfa Romeo and Lancia brands, only for that collaboration to be abandoned, causing years of delay.

The resultant dearth of new Saabs spawned some of the stranger automotive mutants of the new century, as GM scurried to give the US dealer network something fresh to sell. First up was the appallingly misconceived 9-2X, the 2004 Subaru Impreza wagon-based Saab that quickly became known as the ‘Saabaru’. It disappeared from view after just two seasons and 10,346 sales.

Then came the big 9-7X SUV, a Chevy Trailblazer mutant that flaunted a Saab dashboard and grille, and a disconnection from the essence of the brand still more complete than the Saabaru’s. Cynics speedily labelled it the ‘Trollblazer’.

Cool concept cars

Yet while all this brand abuse was occurring, the company wowed motor show goers with a succession of concept cars, a couple of which might have turned things around had GM possessed the nerve to produce them. First was the 2001 9-X, a Kamm-tailed hatchback that appeared sleek, unusual and very Saab, followed by the desirable 9-3X crossover coupe a year later. At that point, there was bold talk of an aggressive five-year plan and sales of 250,000 cars by the end of it.

Then came the much admired, and very dramatic, Aero X of 2006. There was, it seemed, no shortage of design talent at Saab, but a frustrating lack of commitment to realise it.  But there was one new car on the way, another attempt at a fresh 9-5 sharing its innards with Cadillac. Rumuors indicated a handsome machine, with more of the kind of features that a good Saab needed.

By the end of the 2000s, though, General Motors itself was in serious trouble, its own recovery plan shattered by the sudden recession at the decade’s end. GM went bankrupt and was duly rescued by the US government, but with conditions. One of those was that it should get rid of its unsuccessful brands, which instantly put Saab in the firing line.

What followed was an improbable attempt by Dutch supercar maker Spyker and its ambitious boss Victor Muller to save Saab from GM, and restart it as an independent maker. After months of wrangling, a reluctant GM finally agreed, one positive result being the emergence of the new 9-5, which was indeed handsome and interesting. It had some issues, but Muller was promising to sort them.

A brief reprieve

Saab 9-5

For a while, it was possible for Saab fans to delude themselves that the company had been saved. But Muller was unable to attract the investment to keep it running, and Saab once again went bankrupt.

Even that wasn’t the end, a Chinese company then bought Saab with the aim of making it an electric-only brand. The Trollhättan plant even produced a handful of conventional 9-3s before the initiative failed. This time, it probably really is the end.

The story could have been very different had GM not bought Saab in a fit of frustrated jealousy in 1989. Or if it had understood the opportunity it offered.

We’ll never know whether there could have been a better path for Saab. Instead, this sad tale is a fine illustration of the way in which highly charged boardroom manoeuvrings can have unfortunate and unintended consequences.

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1983 Austin Metro review: Retro Road Test

Austin Metro RRT

Not everyone is interested in making endless finance payments on a new car they will never actually own. So we introduced the Retro Road Test – covering everything from classic cars to less exalted older vehicles you might consider buying.

Austin Metro RRT

The first car to get the Retro Road Test treatment was a very popular model in its time, but it has almost vanished from the roads today. Some may even dispute its classic status – but it was a turning-point when launched in 1980. Yes, it’s the Austin Metro.

Austin Metro: what are its rivals?

Austin Metro RRT

The Austin Metro was initially intended as a successor to the Mini. But British Leyland (BL) panicked at the last minute. The Mini was an icon, and early feedback on the Metro’s design sketches wasn’t positive enough to risk giving it the ‘Mini’ name.

There was a solution, however. Manufacturers were creating a new segment: the supermini, led by the likes of the new Ford Fiesta. Customers loved them – they were economical and great around town, yet they could also cope on the expanding motorway network. So all BL had to do was to make the Mini Metro slightly bigger than planned, and slot it above the Mini and below the Allegro in its line-up.

Austin Metro: which engines does it use?

Austin Metro RRT

The Metro we’re testing here is fitted with the more powerful 1,275cc A-plus engine (a smaller 1.0-litre powertrain was also available). It’s a reliable unit that likes to be worked hard. Do so and it will comfortably keep up with modern traffic.

On motorways, it can be pushed beyond 70mph, but sticking closer to 60mph makes for a more relaxing journey.

Austin Metro: what’s it like to drive?

Austin Metro RRT

The handling is fun – the Metro likes to go around corners, but it does feel less planted than a Mini. It rolls in a way that modern cars simply don’t, but its tiny 12-inch tyres offer a decent amount of grip.

The steering position feels awkward at first. The wheel seems almost horizontal: more akin to a bus than a small car. But the seats are comfortable and the feeling of space inside the cabin is remarkable – helped by the large windows and thin roof pillars.

Austin Metro: reliability and running costs

Austin Metro RRT

The example we’re testing is a Metro HLE from 1983. The HLE was launched in response to rising fuel prices – it was the eco model of its day, arguably ahead of its time. It featured a longer fourth gear than the standard car, helping it return better fuel economy at high speeds. The fourth ratio was renamed the ‘E’ gear.

Combined with the 1.3-litre engine, Austin Rover made bold claims about the HLE’s fuel consumption. It returned an impressive (even by today’s standards) 57.8mpg at a steady 56mph. In reality, it’ll comfortably return mid-40s miles per gallon today, while other running costs should be very low.

Classic insurance companies will cover the Metro very cheaply, while parts are often shared with other BL products and are easy to track down.

Austin Metro: could I drive it every day?

Considering how much smaller the Austin Metro is than modern superminis, it’s amazingly practical. The rear seats fold down – unusual for its time – and four adults can fit in the Metro comfortably (OK, we might expect a few complaints on a longer journey).

However, with numbers declining so rapidly, it would be a shame to use a Metro every day. It’d cope with it – but the whine of the gearbox in lower gears would soon lose its charm, and you’d probably get bored of being intimidated by giant Vauxhall Astras on your daily commute. And then there’s the rust – winter wouldn’t be kind to a Metro.

Austin Metro: how much should I pay?

Austin Metro RRT

Metros are cheap – especially when you consider how much a Mini of the same era would cost. Slightly ropey examples can be picked up from as little as £1,000, while twice that should get you a usable project.

You’re looking at £5,000 for a minter, while a rare MG Metro Turbo might cost up to £10,000.

Austin Metro: what should I look out for?

Austin Metro RRT

Don’t worry too much about the mechanicals – the A-plus engine is fairly bulletproof, although a good service history is always nice for peace of mind. Watch out for sagging suspension, although this can be sorted fairly cheaply.

The Metro’s biggest issue is rust. Check the floor pans and sills carefully, as well as around the front wings and front valance.

Austin Metro: should I buy one?

Austin Metro RRT

If you’re after an entry-level classic car that will turn heads and encourage people to reminisce, a Metro is definitely worthy of consideration. It wasn’t class-leading in its day, and some people simply won’t get why you’d want a Metro now. But can you think of a more significant classic you can pick up so cheaply?

More than two million Metros were sold between 1980 and 1997 (including the rebadged Rover 100 models) – but only around 300 Austin versions are still taxed on UK roads. If you want to save a rare but significant British car, this is your chance.

Austin Metro: pub fact

Austin Metro RRT

The four-wheel-drive MG Metro 6R4 rally car shares little with the road car apart from its name. Created for the wild (and subsequently banned) Group B category, the 6R4 was powered by the same 3.0-litre V6 engine that later appeared in the Jaguar XJ220.

It produced 416hp – and customers could buy homologated versions from around £40,000.

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